Dear Santa…

Dear Santa,

This year I’ve been busy!

Last Thursday I gave juliabee a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Friday I pulled applelard‘s hair (-5 points). In October I turned heartsarts in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). In November I helped eryx_uk see the light (8 points). In February I broke enigma_one‘s X-Box (-12 points).

Overall, I’ve been naughty (-11 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
scottobear

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