Back again… dinnertime
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A bowl of cinnamon life will do in a pinch. Slices of banana sound weird with cinnamon, but it’s pretty tasty. Bananas are better tossed into pancakes or monkeys, I think.
This is not your ordinary gift guide, the kind that features gifts that somebody might actually want or use. The gifts in this guide were selected because they meet a very strict criterion, which is that when we saw the item advertised, we said to ourselves: ”Are they SERIOUS?” The idea is, if you give one of these items to somebody on your list, that person will be much less likely to want to exchange gifts with you in the future.
This year I’ve been busy!
Last Thursday I gave juliabee a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Friday I pulled applelard‘s hair (-5 points). In October I turned heartsarts in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). In November I helped eryx_uk see the light (8 points). In February I broke enigma_one‘s X-Box (-12 points).
Overall, I’ve been naughty (-11 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!