Random Mel & Scotto Factoids – She has me beat in the disaster column, having been electrocuted (and hospitalized for a month) and run down by a truck while on foot…. to my being run over by a car when on a scooter.

We both do a pretty weird variety of strange voices and can sing newt to a level of total confusion. She does better kitty-sounds and harmony, I do better baby noises and evil laugh.

Mel does not like soup, and I do. Especially broccoli & cheese.

We had a nice afternoon together. I helped her do some legal paperwork, and she took me to dinner at Quiznos.

Dan hasn’t met her yet, but that’ll probably change by this weekend.

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Bro still in jail, he needed his forms notarized and with copies of prescriptions. Nobody knew, and the first time he saw his public defender was when he arrived in court. He’s going to be in jail for the holidays, it seems, at least until Jan 15.

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I miss the brainstorming sessions that GP and I had over the never-made TV series “Gorilla Girl”.

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Did you miss monkey day yesterday?

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Massive Frog Eats Three-Legged Radioactive Dog

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Beatles Christmas Records (with mp3s)

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1 year ago – spelling poll, pandas, turtles, and a bed of fresh noodles

2 years ago – keywords, Newt likes Broccoli!, Lauderdale cams, bah on bush, gore and grover Cleveland, mh trim, J-lo nose picker, shoe-doodle

3 years ago – holiday shopping, good advice, winter depression folk

4 years ago – moment of RAW, Santa Claus – geek, holidays, donations