Be happy for me, I feel good and have pudding.
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Daily Archives: March 6, 2002
Superman 2 on hbo
This is sort of what I think of when I wonder what a gay bar fight would look like. I think it’s the spandex, pvc, and slick hair. A gay BDSM club, maybe.
(Mind you, I think of a straight bar-brawl having cowboys and pool cues, with beer bottle head-smashes)
Thoughts of her brings warmth, like standing in sunlight on an otherwise chilly day. The softness of her hair, the sharpness of the eyes, the edge of her wit brings me so much joy… Her wisdom, a balm to me.
I’m picturing us out on a walk, having lunch in the crook of a tree, sharing soup in a thermos. We don’t have to say a word to one another… just taking pleasure in the nature around us, holding hands, looking at the deer walk past us below as we lay next to each other, cozy and happy.
I’m feeling nice.
anyone want to give me any other cool lj-linkies?
wow… it’s been a while since I’ve been to the stats page. Always a fascinating read. only 35% is registered as male? I remember when it was 54%! This is the place for 17 year old boys to meet girls!
I’m going to make an uber lj link entry here, so I can refer back to it. (I’ll be putting it on my backup blog, too, so I can see it if lj’s down.)
- stats – http://www.livejournal.com/stats.bml
- news – http://www.livejournal.com/users/news/
- community news – http://www.livejournal.com/users/comm_news
- development – http://www.livejournal.com/users/lj_dev
- insanity poem – http://www.antispin.net/~martine/cgi-bin/insanity.cgi?scottobear
- admin console – http://www.livejournal.com/admin/console/
- how to delete “removed journals” from your friend’s list – http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?itemid=2964217
- meme tracker – http://www.livejournal.com/meme.bml
- style browser – http://www.livejournal.com/styles/browse/
- lj override info – http://www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bml?user=ljoverride
- override useinfo link – http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?itemid=7642095
- friend comparison – http://forbidden.dough.net/~archon/cgi-bin/ljfrcomp.cgi
- status – http://status.livejournal.org/
- lj maintenance – http://www.livejournal.com/users/lj_maintenance
- what cluster you’re on – http://www.livejournal.com/misc/whereami.bml
- poll creator – http://www.livejournal.com/poll/create.bml
- lj change log – http://www.livejournal.com/users/changelog/
- popular interests – http://www.livejournal.com/interests.bml?view=popular
- lj faq – http://www.livejournal.com/support/faq.bml
- terms of service – http://www.livejournal.com/legal/tos.bml
- abuse reports/ reporting – http://lj_abuse.livejournal.com/ (for violations of TOS)
- nifty stuff – http://www.livejournal.com/community/lj_nifty/
- fake journals – http://www.livejournal.com/users/fakejournals/
- degrees of separation cool! – http://www.petekrawczyk.com/lj_connect/
- that cool dotchart thing, for big lists! (warning, may be a little complex for some users) http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?itemid=24468851
The Bolters (sounds like something I’d have done as a kid)
You should have seen your face! You looked like you were inverting the bald-headed four-legged flambé.
A friend of mine’s brother is having a weird problem. He bought a house last year to remodel and then sell, and has been living there during the project.
Three times now, someone has stolen bolts from items in his yard. That’s right, bolts. Once was a couple of bolts from his motorcycle, for example.
Recently he was working in the yard with some piece of gardening gear… maybe a leaf blower, I forget. It had two tubes joined by bolts that formed the main attachment. The phone rang and he put the thing down. Inside the house he talking on the phone for a minute, drank a soda, and then went back outside again. When he picked up the blower, the tube fell apart… the two bolts that held it together were gone. In the ten minutes or so that he was outside, someone stole the bolts off the thing.
He bought the house from a run-down little church next door. The church had been using it as rough living quarters for about a dozen political/religious refugees from Ethiopia, but they were ejected from the property by the police for health reasons. The pastor of the church decided to sell the house to raise money for some church improvement projects. After selling the house, the pastor announced he was retiring to do missionary work in Zimbabwe. A couple weeks after he left, the guy with the missing bolt problem ran into the pastor’s brother in the neighborhood and asked if the missionary post had started yet. The pastor’s brother looked baffled and said, “No, we’re buying a used-car dealership together.”
The Bolters (sounds like something I'd have done as a kid)
You should have seen your face! You looked like you were inverting the bald-headed four-legged flambé.
A friend of mine’s brother is having a weird problem. He bought a house last year to remodel and then sell, and has been living there during the project.
Three times now, someone has stolen bolts from items in his yard. That’s right, bolts. Once was a couple of bolts from his motorcycle, for example.
Recently he was working in the yard with some piece of gardening gear… maybe a leaf blower, I forget. It had two tubes joined by bolts that formed the main attachment. The phone rang and he put the thing down. Inside the house he talking on the phone for a minute, drank a soda, and then went back outside again. When he picked up the blower, the tube fell apart… the two bolts that held it together were gone. In the ten minutes or so that he was outside, someone stole the bolts off the thing.
He bought the house from a run-down little church next door. The church had been using it as rough living quarters for about a dozen political/religious refugees from Ethiopia, but they were ejected from the property by the police for health reasons. The pastor of the church decided to sell the house to raise money for some church improvement projects. After selling the house, the pastor announced he was retiring to do missionary work in Zimbabwe. A couple weeks after he left, the guy with the missing bolt problem ran into the pastor’s brother in the neighborhood and asked if the missionary post had started yet. The pastor’s brother looked baffled and said, “No, we’re buying a used-car dealership together.”