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6918 – Happy b-day, Noot!

Newt is *five* years old today! He’s still a little babyhead to me. Here’s to my favorite red-fuzzed libran quadruped.

Aww! Regal-Noot


Here are some baby pictures… it seems like it was only yesterday.

Newton pic! 2 3 4 5

See also, Newt lays the smack down on Tarpo


American Date formatting is a pet peeve of mine… I think that “Month-Day-Year” makes the very least sense possible. I think that “Year-Month-Day” or “Day-Month-Year” is a bit more rational. Ah well… I like the metric system, too.


The Zoomquilt – tend to like zooming out.


Prowlies at the River


Tiny Plaid ninjas


I’ve found a nice condo in pompano for a decent price… I’m going to check it out later this afternoon. Wish us luck!Site Meter


The “Women in Technology meeting” was composed primarily of men. What’s up with that?


3 things meme –

  • THREE THINGS I AM WEARING RIGHT NOW – White socks, tan hair tie, my heart on my sleeve
  • THREE THINGS ON MY DESK: – bottle of aleve, Newton, tiny plastic squid
  • THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE – be with the one I love, have long, comfortable retirement, master time and space.
  • THREE GOOD WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY – helpful, caring, knowledgeable
  • THREE BAD THINGS ABOUT MY PERSONALITY – issues with deadlines, snap-judge too often, laziness
  • THREE THINGS I LIKE ABOUT MY BODY – my eyes, my height, my endorphin production.
  • THREE THINGS I DON’T LIKE ABOUT MY BODY – my back’s weakness, my weight, over-honed fight or flight response.
  • THREE THINGS MOST PEOPLE DON’T KNOW ABOUT ME –
  • THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST – “Urgf… good morning, Newt!”, “Be safe…. If you can’t be safe, be careful.”, “Later (word that rhymes with Later – Tater, tomater, gator, slater, etc)”
  • THREE NAMES THAT I GO BY – Scotto, Oso, Big Guy
  • THREE SCREEN NAMES I HAVE HAD – revscotto, biglug23, scooterpoot

Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It Continue reading 6918 – Happy b-day, Noot!

6834 – Robot doubles, drunken bears and Halloween costumes.

More than a little peeved that my tech on call last night (ADP) lacked the skill or interest in calling tech support over a computer issue last night. If she’s not careful, her hours will drop to one night a week, or less. For whatever reason, she lacks the ability to follow procedures written down for her.


Creepy thing about Kal-El . Robot Doubles

Entry #6145 Nice weather, pesky people, squids, space, sea and starburst fruit chews.

Beautiful Morning today… cool, not humid at all, and just about the perfect temperature.

Rhode Island was in a mood… I suspect that she has either too much or not enough on her plate. She’s got micromanagement all over Newbie. Kahuna is out of town for at least the next two days, so we’ll see how that goes.


Mambo Puppets.


An organized online aquarium, in 2D and 3D.


“The discovery that they seem to be turning on each other at such a pivotal point in the species’ existence could be unsettling to squid lovers all over the world.”

The violent perils of biomass domination are let loose, exaggerates some journalist, as giant squid cannibalism shadows an inky doom for squidkind. On an octopod message board, however, the quoted scientist despairs.


What’s Really Visible from Space

There is a longstanding myth that the Great Wall of China is the only manmade object visible from space. It and several variations on the theme are great fodder for water cooler arguments. In reality, many human constructs can be seen from Earth orbit.
Continue reading Entry #6145 Nice weather, pesky people, squids, space, sea and starburst fruit chews.

*Happy 4th Birthday, Newt!*

(Link above goes to a pic of him from the first couple of days I had him at work… about Oct 21, 1999, I think)

The Birthday boy!

Most recent shot of Newt to his B-day

Newt!


AVENGERS #71 – NOW RATED MATURE READERS
This morning, Marvel notified retailers that the next issue of Avengers, #71, originally due to be in stores next Wednesday will be delayed until October 15th, and its normal “PSR” rating changed to “MR” or Mature Readers due to adult content. Continue reading

seemingly normal doughnutsew… who makes a chocolate frosted apple-filled doughnut? I just ate it for breakfast…my bro brought me the doughnut last night… he went on a goodie run, and dropped it off late. Another perq of having him next door, to be sure! 🙂

I thought it’d be Bavarian cream or something. It’s an unusual combination of flavors. not bad, just unexpected. it was a glazed, filled doughnut, with chocolate icing on top… you figure… custard or cream, right?

Wrong-o… Apple-cinnamon.

Nice sugar rush to follow, though, I’m sure. 🙂

Ok… off to work, Mr. Scotto, chocolate/apple gizzard guy.

words of the day, guest starring Tor Johnson!

Tor Johnson dulcet (DUHL-sit), adjective:
1. Pleasing to the ear; melodious; harmonious.
2. Generally pleasing, soothing, or agreeable.
3. (Archaic) Sweet to the taste.

Dulcet comes from Old French doucet, diminutive of dous, “sweet,” from Latin dulcis, “sweet.”

brown study (broun STUD-ee) noun

A state of deep absorption in thought.

[Apparently from brown in the sense of gloomy.]

Tor, is indeed a brown study in the bestial, mindless beastly side of man. Raaaahhhr!

Meanwhile my most beloved is purely dulcet in all her ways. 🙂

in the news of the stupid –
Morons Sue bin Laden
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Two South Florida men filed a $1.1 trillion federal lawsuit against Osama bin Laden on Monday, alleging that as U.S. citizens the terrorist leader has threatened them with personal injury. According to the suit, the plaintiffs had to build and refortify their bomb shelters because of bin Laden’s threats. They say the threats also inflicted personal injuries on them, including high blood pressure and stomach disorders.

“Basically, he’s threatened myself and every American in this country,” Pitchford said. ”It’s against the law to threaten anybody in Florida. Based on that, he’s intentionally inflicted emotional distress.”

*rahhhhhr* Tor smash stupid sue-happy morons for slowing down the court system…. *rahhhhr*

wtf?

ajsupastar15: HEY PRETTY BOY
ajsupastar15: whats up my jigga
BigLug23: hey
BigLug23: do I know you?
ajsupastar15: yes you do
BigLug23: who are you?
ajsupastar15: Joe
BigLug23: Joe?
ajsupastar15: JOE MAMA!!!
BigLug23: ha!
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this is like the 3rd random aim in as many days… weird.

aaaah! – purging the song…don’t mind me

spidey!

Spider-Man, Spider-Man
has gigantic sebaceous glands
Chicken neck, big bug-eyes
Chirps just like a cricket’s thighs
Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man

Smokes a bong? Chocolate mud.
Doesn’t talk like Elmer Fudd
Does he live, in a shed?
Wears a hat on his head
Watch out! Here comes the Spider-Man!

He gets chilled in the light,
deseeding a lime
streaking at night
naked and brown

Spider-Man, Singing glam,
Emails folks lots of spam
Width and length, two by four
His Aunt May gives him chores

Filling his pitcher of Tang-up
Wherever there’s a gang-up
You’ll find the Spider-man!

real song – http://pocketmedia.ign.com/media/previews/image/spiderman/spiderman.mp3

has a great voice… just got a lovely mp3 via her mailing list-

more info available at – http://www.fneucam.com/fneucam.html

FRITZ!
kids… be good, or fritz here will add you to his giant goetta vat using his sausage-oar hand, bloody smock, paper hat and evil german recipies on you. I won’t go into his horrid coal-black eyes of dooooooom.

I’m not kidding.

Doctor Fishopolis… you need a shave!

*brzt*

Doctor Fishopolis!! NOOOOO!! Not the electric razor! not in the goetta vat!!

chupacabra song

chupa chup. not to be confused with chupacabra.Chupacabra! not a lollypop!!Her name is Chupa, the Chupacabra,
With ugly spikeys in her hair and a spine exposed to air.
She don’t meringue, don’t do no cha-cha,
But it’s the thing she does the best, That most people do detest.
She does it all night long, just listen to my song.
One day a goat will be walking by,
Next he’s awfully dry.

She’s the Chupa (Chup), the Chupacabra (Chupacabra)
Her mealtime’s a taste of macabre (Yeah?)
Yes, the Chupa (Chup), the Chupacabra (Ooh),
She sucks goat’s blood and she’s not my bud
Yes she’s the Chupa….She strikes at night.

His name was Pico. He was a farmer.
He once had 30 head of goat, now not one darn sheepskin coat,
Because the Chupa, she paid a visit.
And while our Pico slept in bed, Chup enjoyed much blood-a-red,
Pico woke up that day,
Did not know what to say,
There was blood and some 30 goat heads,
He knelt down to pray. She’s the Chupa (Chup), the Chupacabra (Chupacabra),
Her mealtime’s a taste of macabre (Yeah?)
Yes, the Chupa (Chup), the Chupacabra (Ooh),
She sucks goat’s blood and she’s not my bud
Yes she’s the Chupa….She strikes at night.