7787 – Not quite halfway done.

The Death Test

www.okcupid.com/death

According to our research, you’ll be dead by

March 2049
at age 80

– probable cause –


heart attack
YOU DIE:  80.1 years
AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN:  72.5 years

As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.

WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds
You have 15864.0 days left on this earth.
You’ve already lived 46% of your life.

A FEW COLLECTED STATISTICS
Across all 794210 test takers.

17% smoke.

42% have health insurance.

5% eat a lot of nice beef.

39% hold in farts.

13% are impressed with themselves.
The top cause of death among relatives was cancer.
The most widely suffered ailment among takers is high blood pressure.
The average day for an OkCupid user involves 7.8 hours of sleep and 1.1 movements of the bowel.

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