1. Have you ever been to the emergency room? Yes, several times. I’ve been taken there by ambulance twice, the rest were walk-ins, usually related to bronchitis or back issues. I don’t usually have accidents with flame, sharp objects or the like.  Bro has gone far more times than me, due to accidents.

2. What’s the worst pain you’ve ever had? When my back was at it’s worst, before my  2nd surgery.. riding in a car was tortuous, scream level agony. I’d rather have all my teeth snapped in half, and be made to chew tinfoil than go through that again. I am not exagerrating.

3. If you could choose your doctor, do you prefer someone of the same or opposite sex? Doesn’t matter to me.

4. Do you take vitamins? A multi-vitamin in the morning. I sometimes suspect that vitamins are a sham, but if that’s the case, the power of the placebo effect is shining through.

5. Would you prefer to go to the doctor, the dentist or go sky diving?
Doctor, most certainly.