Today I learned the original opening lines to the three little pigs.

Once Upon a Time when pigs spoke in rhyme and monkeys chewed tobacco, hens took snuff to make themselves tough and ducks went quack-quack-quack-o.

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🐣🔉🐤🔉🐥🔊

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