Today I learned the original opening lines to the three little pigs.

Once Upon a Time when pigs spoke in rhyme and monkeys chewed tobacco, hens took snuff to make themselves tough and ducks went quack-quack-quack-o.

🐖🗣🐗🎧🐷

🐒💦🐵💧

🐔👃💪

🐣🔉🐤🔉🐥🔊

February 12, 2008 newt seeking warm towels
October 21, 2021 October 21, 2021 at 12:45PM Okay…here’s your in hand look at Hallmark’s newest Batman Keepsake Ornament. TO THE […]
February 12, 2017 February 12, 2017 at 08:17AM Nerd shirt of the day via Instagram http://bit.ly/2lxKRJx
November 24, 2002 Ich kann Maisgetreide essen, das tut mir nicht weh. Got a great start on the day today... woke at about 8am, and had the gumption to just go […]
April 8, 2009 9673 - Tuesday: I forgot to show the latest update to Larry’s homemade guitar. […]