7321 – Thank goodness it’s Friday.

Happy Birthday, Bettie Page!


Dear Smoking Gun. Don’t talk to me about Vaseline and Michael Jackson. *shudder*


Kari seems to be doing ok, so far. Not sure if she missed the predator launch or not.. we may’ve sent it out simultaneously.

Replacing Monday meeting with meeting today, because Big Kahuna is off to the Carolinas this weekend, and won’t be back until midweek.


Things seen yesterday:

https://i0.wp.com/scottobear.com/lj/archives/042105/sleepingchairhog.JPG?w=474
How to steal the most chair-space possible. Sleeping on a double-wide seat, and running legs over the three across the front. I call it the “rude bum” maneuver, because it takes seats from the elderly and disabled.. usually by vagrants that want a place to snooze for whole trips. Additionally, he’s got a shirt over his head so you don’t know what’s underneath.. it could be the elephant man. It could be Brad Pitt. It’s not moving.. it could be the skinless skull of a murder victim left behind.

https://i0.wp.com/scottobear.com/lj/archives/042105/hieroglyph042105.JPG?w=474
Bus Heiroglyphs. What does it mean?

https://i0.wp.com/scottobear.com/lj/archives/042105/sidewalkclosed.jpg?w=474
Sidewalk Closed, use other side.

https://i0.wp.com/scottobear.com/lj/archives/042105/ynotdose042105.jpg?w=474
More Sticker “ynot dose” graffiti. By the station (like here, from 3/13/05)

https://i0.wp.com/snapclub.com/pictures/701.jpg?w=474
Newton in the Dresser.

https://i0.wp.com/scottobear.com/lj/archives/042105/escape.gif?w=474
Not seen, A space monkey.


Pictures I shouldn’t look at before the coming air show. I really hope this forklift picture is a fake.


The Banana plant is an herb, not a tree. (The stem does not contain true woody tissue.)

There’s not much difference between doe snot and does not.


I got to talk to ramscan for the first time in an age last night.. that was pretty cool. I have to make a point of catching up with him more. It sounds like he’s doing well, and rightly so, he’s a nice guy.


The Japanese have developed a Super-Strength “exoskeleton” to help the disabled and elderly.

No repulsors, chest beam or rocket boots on it. yet. Though in a slightly creepy coincidence the “suit’s” name is HAL.

http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=mg18624945.800 Via Gray Pumpkin


Things written on Taco Bell sauce packets –

  • Out of all the those little packets, why me!?, Why NOW!?
  • Where are you taking me?
  • My sauce is an HONOR student at TACO BELL Middle School
  • When I grow up I wanna be a waterbed!

1 year ago – Eucharist toss, RI peeves me, there, vamps, CS mail-skim

2 years ago – country meme, there-crew, battle-imp

3 years ago – dreams, make out places in Ft Lauderdale, lone gunmen gone, chupa vs tia

4 years ago – ljwhores, undulant, Earth Day, international kite fest, 10 reasons sex is good for you, Peru shoots down US planes.

7320 – Thursday.

Kari on call tonight, so I’m parked at the HQ again once I get home. Big Kahuna is back from Seattle, so I’ll be catching her up with pictures from the trip and making her aware of our latest four recoveries. Texas and Indiana have been really taking off.


Elephant Calling


My semi-monthly blood-sticker saw me on the news the other night. When I got to the center, they pumped me for both platelets and information about the org. I may’ve won over a convert or two to do volunteering.


Newtie-picture flashback orange love.

7314 – Primatology

From the Monkey/SWAT news article earlier :

Truelove is spearheading the department’s request to purchase and train a capuchin monkey, considered the second smartest primate to the chimpanzee. The department is seeking about $100,000 in federal grant money to put the idea to use in Mesa SWAT operations.

Wait a minute… aren’t humans considered to be primates? The ape suborder Haplorrhini includes gibbons, orang-utans, gorillas, chimps and humans, I think.

7313 – hoffman’s assortment

EN’s net is still out, so I took the opportunity to toss Oona on again. Much slower evening than Friday, but I still stayed at HQ, in case something weird came up.


My First house. (well, the house I went from birth to 2nd/3rd grade),Age 11ish,Age 15ish.

My current address is 1501.1 miles (Approximate Travel Time: 23 hours 5 mins) from the first place I was raised. (According to Yahoo maps.. for some reason, map directions are broken on Google right now.)

I did a search on Scottobear on google. it returns “about 45,800” back. yikes. I’m 99.99% sure the name is unique on the net.



TSC The O in TOY BOXB"A" is for AtlanticR


via http://metaatem.net/words/scottobear (change the word at the end to suit you.) Easy way to make a ransom note!


Watched the Krypto Cartoon that introduced Streaky. (The Canine Space Patrol wasn’t bad, either… renamed “Dog Star Patrol”. I haven’t seen Ace, the Bat-hound, yet. Apparently, Krypto will team up with Ace to chase after the Joker’s Hyenas. ) All in all, it seems to be a good kid’s show.


Got a nice hello email from Tomi.. pretty nifty that he still reads my journal!


I get about 15 human-placed anonymous lj-spams a day. I’m really not sure what they think that they’ll accomplish.. no other human will see it but me, and I just delete ’em right from being screened. no spider will pick ’em up.


Testing speech recognition with sound clips.

this is not very good, but so far all told it seems to work.

It still needs some training – My saying Newton –

Need to / new time / new Tom / to one/ noontime

I wonder if someday all of my posts will be audio, automatically transcribed to text automatically?


I really like this picture of a clown and her tea party.


News follow up

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — A self-described husband and father of two children is in jail after police say he lured a 14-year-old boy over the Internet for sex.

Bobby Minnis, 42, was arrested after police say he lured a boy to his home in Fort Lauderdale and had sex with him 10 times over the course of several days.

Images: (my hairy mitts in first pic, and face in 11th) Continue reading 7313 – hoffman’s assortment

7309 – Muh-hun-dee and Lava Pie

Fun time at the club yesterday, got a brief introduction to mzk’s short term roomie… seems very professional. I picked up an application on the way out to do a little after hours work, myself.. maybe make a few side-dollars for fun money, and enjoy the company of nice folks I hang out with, anyhow. Marissa and Steve were tending bar tonight.


I’m astounded that nobody mentioned either Newt, Mzk in skimpy gear, or my robot doodle in yesterday’s entry. I have to remember to add MzKitten to the list of awesome felines with Red-fur (hair)


A surprising turn of events… only one person where I work has an operable VCR, and Mona didn’t have a usable tape. ah well. I wasn’t on the WB 10pm broadcast, but I was on the 11pm NBC airing, very briefly.. maybe a half-minute sound bite. I did ok, all things considered.


Doctor Who Continues to be good… a solid mix of humor and drama. Not bad at all!


1 year ago – Khaan!, walkabout statue pictures, CoH, tv turnoff week, Jenjen

2 years ago – Passover, Good Friday, House of 1000 corpses, hair registry idea, past life poll

3 years ago – Pig book, Argentine ants, textarc, haiku, exploding private-parts, slug-eating plant, vibration energy, freedom force, Disney rides becoming movies

4 years ago – cartoons, weeping cherry, newt pic, web hits, Tom Green & PMS ruined my night.

7307-

Well, the report will be on nbc6 11 oclock news tonight, and on WB at 10pm, also telemundo, but I have no idea what time.

They’re moving fast with the report, considering that it’s after 8pm now.

I’m changing back into my hawaiian shirt and heading home. until later, dear journal.

update – video link here –

http://nbc6.feedroom.com/index.jsp?auto_band=x&rf=sv&fr_story=4788b3f2c574116e28703de444d37b527818e930

thanks, oneeyed! (the video is designed for windows media player, so it’ll take internet exporer to view properly.)

7306 –

At the office. Doing a television interview for NBC6 (florida) in about a half hour or so, give or take, regarding the most recent internet stalker/child abduction case, and following up with the news regarding jessica lunsford.

Will followup later.