Getting Evicted For Snoring
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Bruce Menia’s wife calls the noise her sleeping husband makes snoring, and she usually doesn’t notice it.

Menia’s landlord calls it a violation of his lease, and has asked him to leave Carpenter Village Apartments — or face eviction.

Hey! You Got A Your Tooth In My Meatloaf, I Have My Meatloaf In Your Tooth?
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Ed Halayko struck gold when he served his ailing wife meat loaf. But he’s not very happy about it.

His wife, Marjorie, spit out a small golden object when she was eating the meat loaf Monday. It turned out to be a dental crown.

Halayko said that since his wife has no crowns — which are permanent artificial replacements for a decayed tooth — the crown must have been inside the ground beef and pork he purchased earlier that day.

Fishermen Can’t Help But Open Stinky Bag
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Human body parts have been found stuffed in industrial bags in a river on the north coast of New South Wales.

Police say two fishermen made the grisly find late yesterday afternoon on the Hastings River at Wauchope, near Port Macquarie.