Getting Evicted For Snoring
Bruce Menia’s wife calls the noise her sleeping husband makes snoring, and she usually doesn’t notice it.
Menia’s landlord calls it a violation of his lease, and has asked him to leave Carpenter Village Apartments — or face eviction.
Hey! You Got A Your Tooth In My Meatloaf, I Have My Meatloaf In Your Tooth?
Ed Halayko struck gold when he served his ailing wife meat loaf. But he’s not very happy about it.
His wife, Marjorie, spit out a small golden object when she was eating the meat loaf Monday. It turned out to be a dental crown.
Halayko said that since his wife has no crowns — which are permanent artificial replacements for a decayed tooth — the crown must have been inside the ground beef and pork he purchased earlier that day.
Fishermen Can’t Help But Open Stinky Bag
Human body parts have been found stuffed in industrial bags in a river on the north coast of New South Wales.
Police say two fishermen made the grisly find late yesterday afternoon on the Hastings River at Wauchope, near Port Macquarie.