Why do I know this song?

There once was an Indian maid
Who said she wasn’t afraid
To lay on her back in a dirty old shack
And let some sailor shove it up her crack!

One day to her surprise her tummy began to rise
and out of her cunt hopped a bald headed runt
with his ass between his eyes!

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