A few years ago, I fell asleep reading a new book with my shirt off… when the book dropped, I got a paper cut across my nipple. Needless to say, I woke up quickly… it took me a long time in my freshly induced adrenaline tweak to figure out what happened. I jumped around like daffy duck.”woo woo woo woo”….Trust me. The last thing you want to see is a grown man hopping around in his boxers covering his left nipple and yelping at three in the morning (well, I guess it depends on the person, and the situation… actually. never mind)

I don’t know what inspired me to share, but there you go.