The Scotto Grotto (org)

Kung fu on the brain… undersea version of Wizard of Oz…

I’m picturing an elaborate underwater set, with WoO recast by Hong Kong stars. Maggie Cheung as Dorothy, Sammo Hung as the Cowardly Lion, Jet Li as the Tin Man, and Jackie Chan as the Scarecrow. Toto will be a monkey and we will have the perfect film. Simon Yam can play Fu Manchu/ the Wizard, and since it’s the 1800s, Dorothy can be taken down there by the definitive Disney Nautilus. I like Chow Yun Fat as Capt. Nemo….