http://www.apbnews.com/newscenter/breakingnews/1999/07/29/test0729_01.html

here’s the first paragraph.

ADDICT CAUGHT USING FAKE PENIS FOR URINE TEST
Attempted to Hide Heroin Habit, Cops Say
July 29, 1999

By Richard Zitrin

SAN ANTONIO (APBnews.com) — A heroin addict on probation for burglary tried to pull a fast one on officers by using a fake penis to provide urine for a drug test, authorities said today.

Micah Sheehan, 37, was caught using the sexual device during one of his mandatory twice-weekly urine tests two weeks ago, said Bexar County Probation Director Caesar Garcia.

“I’ve been around for 30 years, and I’ve never seen anything like this,” Garcia told APBnews.com.