Papa Smurf!
Leader of the Smurf tribe, it was Papa Smurf’s duty to make decisions which kept the smurfs alive… it was ALSO his duty to impregnate Smurfette… come on, she called him papa!… give the guy some credit!… plus, find a better piece of smurf than that smurfette!… see all those smurfs… yup, he’s a fertile one!

Papa Smurf

Mix and chill vodka and kool-aid. Crush blue popsicle and add to
mixture. The crushed popsicle should settle at the bottom of drink,
making it appear as a blue layer at the bottom and a red layer on
top.

saw charlie’s angels. entertaining martial arts, some gratuitous T&A. good soundtrack, a lot of pointless moments in the movie, but silly and fun. under/mis use of bill murray, though he did a good job.

my hero in the movie was crispin glover. what a great bad guy crony.

many kicks, and a pleasant lack of foot to groin shots. way overused with girlpower movies.

talked to my dearest one. She’s the smurfiest. I could eat her up with a spoon. yummy.

One weekend left with Robbo. I’ll miss that guy… a good friend, and a nice fellow.