Here is the caveman version.

Me happy when me come back from walk. Me hold many good things in hand. They not just play things, they old things from long time ago, when me dream big and brave. Me find them in secret place, in dark hole of big rock, where old things live and wait.

The Down Place, as me call it, not just place for funny papers. It is place for see and learn and have fun. The big man, Justyn, he like me. He know many stories and things about old things. He good and fair, he give me good deal for many different things me choose.

Me put them on flat rock, me look at them and like them. There three Green Things, each small like hand, with different faces and ways. There one Star Head, with eyes that move and head that strange. There one Stretchy Man from Food Place, with arms and legs that bend and face that funny. There one Ghost Man from Brave and Bold, with green skin that cover him and white light that shine. And there one Rock Man, the good eye blue eye Thing, with skin that hard and voice that rough.

They meet Harold, he my friend for long time. He watch over House of Shiny Stones, he say hello to new friends with sound that only me understand. He say: “You here good. You like us.”

Me smile, me feel close to these different and weird ones. They like me, me like strange and wonderful things. They not like others, but they have heart and fun. They not make sense or reason, but they have magic and mystery. They not have skin and bone, but they have life and soul.

Me thankful for find them, for find Down Place, for find me there. Me happy for help small place, for give to new friends who welcome me.

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