The Scotto Grotto (org)

Personally, I prefer Orange Newton

Brother went to the emergency room for a cat scan and a general evaluation for his fall off of the bike the other day. He called me from the ER, and sounds ok; he was having a smoke break outside. Apparently he’s been having nausea and headache and he should’ve gotten a stitch or two. Looks like he’ll have another battle scar.

I found out that Tony’s gone form bad to worse, and he’s got a second kid on the way. I feel sorry for Caroline… she had her own problems to fix (kicked Heroin, well before this baby, thank goodness) and now Tony’s on the C-pipe. Great father figure, T… Jobless crackhead.

My health is progressing well, though I’ve still not heard back from the workman’s comp folks regarding PT. if I don’t hear today, I’ll do my annoying iron fist technique on them tomorrow. Believe me, you don’t want to piss ol’ Scotto off, especially if he’s wounded.

Looks like I fell off of the LJ top 40… I don’t know how I dropped 20 places, but gone I am! so much for my six week streak. I still have no idea what the criteria are. I still nose over and check to see if anyone I know is there.

Going with Danny on Friday to see a movie. Hulk, X2 or Finding Nemo (Nemo’s the highest on my priority list, but he’s already seen it.)

Brothel Offers Free Sex to Returning Troops

Wed Jun 4,10:22 AM ET

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – Talk about what you can do for your country!

In an unusual act of patriotism, a Nevada brothel is offering free sex to troops returning from the U.S.-Iraq war.

The Moonlite BunnyRanch in Nevada, a legal brothel, also plans to extend 50 percent discounts on sex to the military for the next few weeks, proprietor Dennis Hof told Reuters in a telephone interview on Tuesday.

Hof hit on his unique gesture for honoring U.S. troops when BunnyRanch star and former Playboy magazine centerfold Sunset Thomas was flooded with letters from the front lines.

“We were receiving about 20 letters a day,” Hof said. “We thought, when these guys are done we’ll do something special for them.”

The first 50 servicemen and women through the door will receive a sexy knockoff of their military-issued “TA-50” kits of personal hygiene items. Instead of toothbrushes and soap, Hof’s kits contain condoms, lubricant, an adult magazine and a certificate for free sex.

Thirteen men and three women in uniform have shown up so far to claim their gifts. All told, the free and discounted sex will cost Hof about $50,000 — a worthy sacrifice, he said.

“We want to feel patriotic and feel we are doing something for our servicemen,” he said. “If we owned a Dairy Queen we would be giving away free ice cream, but … we own the sex capital of the world. What better way is there to give back?”

Wow. So it’s about $1000 a person. I bet this’ll be all over the news here and there, too. That $50,000 investment will probably get them all sorts of press conferences and public recognition. Best advertising possible.

via sandstar – Kraft offer -A box of our latest products worth $30 will be delivered right to your door, and all you pay is shipping and handling ($4.99). Fill your cupboard with the latest Kraft products from brands you know and trust: Nabisco, Planters, and many others.

Mine is on the way. $5 for that loot works for me. Let’s see how long the shipping takes.

FIA got hoverboats yesterday… D has a pink-bunny boat, Sluggo a blue-green sort of camo, and a rather graphite with yellow highlights for myself.

a year ago fumigation drama, pelican preference, cricket magazine, Google labs

two years ago – life roles, evil news, Paranormal investigation teams that I’d join, Allen Walton, hobo names, $10 webcam (long since expired), classic Scotto lunch, nice dreams, mammoth riding.

three years ago – figured out how to hack the info kiosk as the mall of the dead.