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At Last
By: Etta James

At last….
My love has come along
My lonely days are over
And life is like a song….

At last
The skies above are blue
Well my heart was wrapped up in clover
The night I looked at you

I found a dream
That I could speak to
A dream that I could call my own
I found a thrill
To press my cheek to
A thrill that I have never known

Well….
You smile….
You smile….
Oh, and then the spell was cast
And here we are in heaven
For you are mine at last…

I found a dream
That I could speak to
A dream that I
Could call my own
I found a thrill
To press my cheek to
A thrill that I have never known.

Well….
You smile….
You smile….
Oh, and then the spell was cast
And here we are in heaven
For you are mine at last

Oooh, yeah
You are mine
You are mine
At last….
At last….
At last…
At last….

hmm…

my score on butch or femme

ANDROGYNE
Your score placed you in the category of Androgyne. This is the true middle of the road, neither butch nor femme. You may also wish to review Soft Androgyne and Hard Androgyne, the two categories surrounding you. In a ranking across the femme/butch gamut, if 1 is femme and 100 is butch, you fall between 48 and 52 on the scale. For a review of where you fall in the overall population in numbers, refer to this chart. Your group encompasses folks of all types, genders, and orientations, though is not as large a part of the population as the hard and soft androgynes surrounding you.

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You are the best of both worlds, and have absolutely no feeling of being either femme or butch. You see yourself as “you” and that’s all that matters. You dislike labels, surprised yourself by even taking this test, and are now laughing as you identify with this definition!

You switch roles fluidly without thinking from nurturing/subordinate to providing/leading as the situation demands. You are often a jack or Jill of all trades and master of a few, but not all.

In clothing you go for the practical, not always bothering with the concept of neatness if that interferes with comfort or the time it takes to get dressed. Wrinkles don’t drive you crazy, though you do prefer to keep reasonably up to date in your style, without going to any extreme in it.

You are shy in many ways, being intimidated by overt aggression as well as complete silence in a conversation. You tend to babble to fill silent space and clam up when confronted.

Odds are good astrologically that you are a Libra, Pisces, Gemini, or Aquarius.

You’re willing to try anything once as long as it does not pose a risk to you. You’re also good at doing just about any job, as long as you find a way to get trained for it. Physically, you’re average in fitness, not being overly concerned about being either “curvy” or “chiseled”. If you are female and have some endowments, you wear a bra in public but not at home.

For partners you are comfortable with all types, for you are a peacemaker and changeling at heart, changing yourself to fit the situation and avoid hostility. You aren’t a doormat, though, and do express your opinions.

Still a little sickly from yesterday. High-powered cough, and some stuffiness.. the body aches are fading some, and the clogged nostril has migrated from right to left. I had to get laundry done, so while out in the world, spreading my disease, I hopped over to the health food store adjacent to the laundry, grabbed some anise tea, some honey…

surfing ebay weirdness with my dear heart… 🙂 Amazing what folks sell…and buy!

From Des…

Today’s Question:

All I want to know is this: If the Snorks and Smurfs went to war,
which would win?

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Johnny’s Answer:

Good question, Chuckles. I’ve asked military questions like that myself. Like, “would Custer have won at Bull Run if ‘Mothra’ had come to help?”

For those of you who don’t remember, Smurfs live in a secret forest and use “Smurf” in place of a lot of words (as in “hey, did you hear that Brainy picks his nose and eats the Smurfs he finds up there?”).

Snorks, however, are creatures that live under water. They have a tube sticking out of their head that provides them with air-pressure propulsion. At Snork fraternities, though, they’ve been known to hold a lit match up by the tube and light what comes out.

In a Snorks vs. Smurfs war, I’d put my money on the Smurfs. All those battles against Asrael and Gargamel have forced the Smurfs to build up their arsenal. Most people don’t realize the Smurfs have dang near as many ICBM’s as Iraq did before the Gulf War.

Maybe we shouldn’t be worrying about the North Koreans nuking us — maybe those little blue guys are the biggest threat.

Some wonderfully informational sites –

http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/ – The mission of Go Ask Alice! is to provide factual, in-depth, straight-forward, and nonjudgmental information to assist readers’ decision-making about their physical, sexual, emotional, and spiritual health.

http://www.afraidtoask.com/ – afraidtoask.com offers in-depth information and graphic photographs that will give you a better understanding of highly personal health issues.

Spent many a moment surfing these side by side with my love, being amused, informed, and grossed out… sometimes in the same entries. Some adult situations, so ask your mommy first.

Calloo, Callay!

Mail just came!

Another note from my beloved…She has me walking on air. 🙂 Her stationery is spiff, too.. Nick Bantock… an element of it leaves me a bit confused, too. I hope with all my heart that she gets my second mailing… I fear the first is lost. If my most recent doesn’t make it, I’m going to send my next letter registered mail. I’ll be a bit upset if this one doesn’t make it… I put thought and love into writing it, and I want her to know how I feel.

I also got my first VAGG valentine! Plural & Amberangel sent a joint missive to me and Newtie. 🙂

I woke up this morning sick, with swollen throat glands, my whole right sinus cavity feels like it’s packed full of cotton… and a minor cough. I was coughing worse last night… I knew that the bug was going to catch me. Let’s see how fast my Teutonic immune system boots the yuckies out.

In other news, I slept hard again last night…and I’ve been rather dehydrated. *slugs back more water*… I missed sponge bob this morning, but angry beavers is good… rerunning stinky toe/ lippers stallion Norb again.

STinky POO Technologies… SPOOT. 🙂

Newtie-bedootie is extra bonus lovey… I think he knows I’m feeling a little beat up…he doesn’t want to fetch paper wads… just to sit in papa’s lap, and purr. Fine by me.

Isis reminded me that the renfaire going on… it’d be fun to go. 🙂