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Fascinating Link to me… Guide to Animal Sounds on the Net.

I’m going to have to mirror this site, and burn it to a CD… I love noises… nature, and slightly weird doo-hickeys.

Brian’s Page of Antique Weirdness

from the page’s disclaimer – What follows is a piece of my collection of antique weirdness. If you cannot enjoy racism, ignorance, nudity, sex, or just plain weirdness within their historical context, then this is not the place for you. If you can see possibilities of the humor, the horror, and plain shock value in some of this material, then click on the following links and enjoy.

(somewhat spicy, I dug out that link for a dear person who thinks antique porn is nifty.)

Well, I got bored, so I’m cycling old renfaire pix on the newtcam today… a new one every half hour…

boys (and interested girls) ! You’ll see many girls dressed as fairies, in skimpyish outfits, out in the land of frolic!

girls! (and interested boys) ! Hunky men, with broad shoulders, doing knightly things…

And… you might see me dressed up as a goof, too.

Here’s what’s on, right now, uncompressed

newtcampic!

Vital Translations.

English: My hovercraft is full of eels

Esperanto: Mia kusenveturilo estas plena da angiloj.

German: Mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist voller Aale.

Irish: Ta mo h-aerbad lan de eascannai.

Hebrew (sounds like): Ha ra’hefet sh’eli mele’ah be tzlofahim.

Slovene: Moj lebdeca ladja je poln jegulj.

Croatian: Moja je lebdjelica puna jegulja.

Swedish: Min svävare är full med ålar.

Finnish: Ilmatyynyalukseni on täynnä ankeriaita.

French: Mon aéroglisseur est plein d’anguilles.

Polish: Moj poduszkowiec jest pelen wegorzy.

Japanese: watashi no hobaakurafuto wa unagi de ippai desu
watashi no hobaakurafuto wa unagi de ippai desu

Dutch: Mijn luchtkissenvaartig is vol met paling.

Danish: Min hovermaskine er fuld med åler.

Oh great. I just realized what I’ve been singing to the kitty all morning….

“All your Newt, are belong to us.”

What a dork I am sometimes. 🙂

“Take off every Newt, you know what you are doing.”

“Move Newt, for great Justice”

Going for my walk. Early-morning style! Let’s see how I like it at 8 am, instead of 9:30ish. 🙂

It’s a beautiful day out, the sun is shining, birds are chirping, Newtie is lovey, my Sweetie said I was sooo cute, and looked yummy and so I’m happy and flattered about that. 🙂

Mmm.. when I take my walk, I picture myself holding her hand, and sort of just loving the world… how can anyone not want to roam the park or the beach that way?

When I was a kid, a friend of mine had a cat, Dartie, that would follow him to the school bus, wait for it to come with us, then it would go home…. I would love to take newt on a walk without some sort of leash, but he’s really not an outdoor cat. Besides… he’s a cat.. we’d get out there, and one sunbeam… *floomp* hell lay in it, rolling around cutely… not much for a hike.

That said, I’m off. See you kids, later, after I get back, shower and am ready for work.

ps- forgot to post this before I left! eep!