I don’t wanna go to work today, but the landlord says Rent must be paid! *ka-rack* where there’s a whip, there’s a way…

A trifle irritated that I still can’t safely post comments in folks’s journals. I want this thing to work seamlessly. Dagnabbed tech.

I’m really happy that the menstrual hut and Haiku arena communities seem to be taking off. 🙂

Thanks to everyone who’ve helped both of those guys launch… I’m really amazed at the rapid growth in them.

Had weird dreams last night… incredibly pleasant, but rather personal… I slept 11 hours last night, which is about 4 more than average… I feel ok, though, so I must’ve needed the rest.

Getting the girl a cam was a great idea, I must say. 🙂 Highly entertaining shows often… I’m glad she’s having so much fun with it, and that I’m profiting as well.. I get to see her beautiful, smiling face daily, now. *delighted* I wonder if she’s going to ‘akimbo’ me for what I have planned for Easter. Probably. I’d better keep mum, just in case.

Liking Daizee‘s new icon… Ritchie-Charro is such a cutie!

Dream fragment from naptime.

At the shipyard I saw the men haul up the dolphin sign, which meant that conditions were right for them to be out and playing. I lay down on the warm ground and looked at the sign…Flat and calm blue paint…Tiny dolphins frozen mid-leap. I wanted to make myself calm and flat and blue. As I watched, the dolphins unfroze, and when I looked away from the sign it disappeared,and I was neck deep in the ocean. There were children and dolphins all around me. It was hard to tell which was slipping past me, flashing silver underwater.

I remember wanting a camera…and that some of the children were mine. Their mother was next to me, happy in the calm water… and I was struck again by her beautiful smile…
I woke up with a smile on my face, thinking of kissing her, there.

Passing Gas. Lowbrow info that amused me.

Random Rectal eruption factiods.

How much gas does a normal person pass per day?

On average, a person produces about half a liter of fart gas per day, distributed over an average of about fourteen daily farts.
Whereas it may be difficult for you to determine your daily flatus volume, you can certainly keep track of your daily numerical fart count. You might try this as a science fair project: Keep a journal of everything you eat and a count of your farts. You might make a note of the potency of their odor as well. See if you can discover a relationship between what you eat, how much you fart, and how much they smell.

How long does it take fart gas to travel to someone else’s nose?

Fart travel time depends on atmospheric conditions such as humidity, temperature and wind speed and direction, the molecular weight of the fart particles, and the distance between the fart transmitter and the fart receiver. Farts also disperse (spread out) as they leave the source, and their potency diminishes with dilution. Generally, if the fart is not detected within a few seconds, it will be too dilute for perception and will be lost into the atmosphere forever.
Exceptional conditions exist when the fart is released into a small enclosed area such as an elevator, a small room, or a car. These conditions limit the amount of dilution possible, and the fart may remain in a smellable concentration for a long period of time, until it condenses on the walls.

At what time of day is a gentleman most likely to fart?

A gentleman is mostly likely to fart first thing in the morning, while in the bathroom. This is known as “morning thunder,” and if the gentleman gets good resonance, it can be heard throughout the household.

Where do farts go when you hold them in?
How often have you held in a fart, intending to release it at the first appropriate opportunity, only to find that the fart has disappeared when you are ready for it?
I asked several doctors where the fart goes. Does it leak out slowly without the person knowing it? Is it absorbed into the bloodstream? What happens to it?
The doctors agree that the fart is neither released nor absorbed. It simply migrates back upward into the intestine and comes out later.
It is reassuring to know that such farts aren’t really lost, just delayed.

and, finally, the fartlighter.

Should I be appalled?

Saw a special on Battlestar Galactica… Muffett the Daggett was played by a chimp?! I hope he enjoyed it… I’d hate to think it was doing it against his will..

*ponders

Ack… I can’t post replies… the journal is going to limp without fun convo!

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father; prepare to die.
Allo, je m’appelle Inigo Montoya. Vous avez tue mon pere; preparez a mourir.
Allo, mi chiamo Inigo Montoya. Ha ucciduto mio padre; Prepararsi a morire.
Allo, ich heise Inigo Montoya. Sie hat meinen Vater getotten; Bereiten Sie am sterber vor.
Konichiwa, ore wa Inigo Montoya. Omae wa sekushi desu ne; washi ni ferachio shite chodai.