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Tentacle Rape Doesn’t Count

KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia (Reuters) – Americans had sex most often this year, while older teens and young adults in Japan did it the least, a global survey by a British condom maker said Tuesday.
Americans were also the quickest to lose their virginity but it was the French who boasted of having the most sexual partners, said SSL International, which manufactures Durex condoms.

“On average, people globally are having sex 96 times a year,” said the company in its survey of 18,000 adults aged between 16 and 25.

“The Americans claim to be enjoying the most sex at 132 times a year followed by the Russians (122), the French (121) and the Greeks (115).”

The survey said young Japanese made love the least often at 37 times a year while Malaysians did it 62 times a year and the Chinese 69 times a year.

Most Dutch people said they learned about sex from their mothers, while the Americans attributed their knowledge to their fathers.

Most Italians said they were told about sex by their brothers and sisters while the French gave credit to their bed partners.

Americans were the earliest to have sex at an average age of 16.4 years, followed by Brazilians at 16.5 and the French at 16.8.

The French also seemed to have the most sexual partners, claiming an average of 16.7 each. The Greeks were second with 15 partners each, followed by the Brazilians at 12.5 and Americans at 11.8.

Indians were the most faithful to their partners, with 82 percent saying they have had sex with just one person.

The survey said 61 percent of those aged 16-20 and 52 percent of those aged 21-24 preferred condoms for contraception. Thirteen percent of respondents said they used no form of contraception at all while eight percent said they used natural methods.

The survey also said that most men thought American stars Madonna and Jennifer Lopez were the sexiest female celebrities.

Supermodel Cindy Crawford and actress Demi Moore were tied for second place. “Pretty Woman” star Julia Roberts ranked third.

“Titanic” star Kate Winslet and former Spice Girl Geri Haliwell were the least desirable, getting just two percent of votes, while tennis ace Steffi Graf was a notch better with three percent.

no, not sea monkeys.

COPENHAGEN (Reuters) – Danish scientists have found a completely new kind of animal down a cold well in Greenland and are keeping a colony of them in a fridge, the Arctic magazine Polarfronten reported on the Internet.
The 0.1 millimeter long freshwater organism does not fit into any one of the previously known animal families — making it only the fourth such creature to be discovered on the planet in the past 100 years, Polarfronten said Thursday.

Studies of the animal named “Limnognathia maerski” show that it shares some characteristics with certain seawater life-forms.

Scientists from Copenhagen University and Aarhus University in Denmark have established a new phylum — or family — for the tiny animal, whose most remarkable feature is a set of very complicated jaws.

It has now got its own branch, Micrognathozoa, on the tree of the world’s known animals, which are divided into slightly more than 30 families, Polarfronten said.

Limnognathia maerski, which reproduces through parthenogenesis, uses its jaws to scrape the bacteria and algae it feeds on from underwater moss growing in icy wells which freeze over during the long Arctic winter.

The animal was found in samples taken in 1994 from a well in Isunngua on Disco island in northwestern Greenland. A colony of the tiny creatures, all females, are currently living in a refrigerator at Copenhagen University.

Greenland, the world’s largest island, is part of Denmark.

Yikes! Football is this boring? Nitrus enhancement?

http://dailynews.philly.com/content/daily_news/2000/10/10/local/VETT10.htm

Illegal here in Florida, the distribution of N2O is controlled… not like we couldn’t get it…

That stuff is like hippie crack. I’ve done it once or twice, but do not plan on doing it again. I mean, if Hunter S. Thompson says it’s bad… well. Damn. My big fear is that it cuts of oxygen to the brain. thats what makes it work. Uh… no more for me thanks… I’m glad that that stuff is a part of my past. A fine source of short-term hallucination and tunnel-vision… but that was my only real experience. some mild geometrics and flashing light.

Anyway, good morning!

Hey all!

I imagine I’ve finally arrived! I got my first rude anonymous post! (two, actually!) I’m amazed it’d taken as long as it had…

On another note, welcome sanssouci and everyone else who has recently linked to me. 🙂

Saw PSycho Beach Party with my little brother today, had a fun time with him, all told. I recommend PSB to anyone.

The scary thing is that we have a girl at work that is a spitting image of Lauren Ambrose. And she loves Dharma and Greg. 🙂 (Lauren and the Greg guy are both in the film.)

this just in. (this is a true-fact… not a scotto-sillie) From Salon.

Oct. 8, 2000 | LOS ANGELES — The actress who played “Fonzie’s” girlfriend on television’s “Happy Days” has admitted she violated probation when she hit her ex-boyfriend with a cane.

Roz Kelly, 58, who played Pinky Tuscadero opposite actor Henry Winkler in the long-running comedy, faces up to two years in prison for the violation, prosecutors said Friday.

Kelly was sentenced to three years probation last year after she pleaded no contest to charges she fired a shotgun at two cars and into a home. She was ordered to undergo psychiatric counseling for what her attorneys said was a bipolar disorder.

She was arrested Aug. 20 after her former boyfriend told police she hit him on the head.

Reminds me of the 1930’s pulps.

Not to make light of someone’s death, but if this doesn’t sound like the beginning of a Doc Savage story… Note what the poor guy was wearing, and of course, what floor he fell from…

Friday October 6 12:54 AM ET
Man Falls Off Empire State Building

NEW YORK (AP) – A man fell off the Empire State Building Thursday night, plunging 65 stories to his death.

It was not immediately clear whether the man was attempting suicide or if his fall was accidental, said police Sgt. James Foley. The man, whose identity was not released, was in his 20s and was dressed in a pirate costume, Foley said.

The man managed to get over the tall barriers on the observation deck on the 86th floor before falling 65 stories to an outcropping on the
21st floor, Foley said.

There have been more than 30 suicides at the 1,472-foot skyscraper, the world’s tallest when it opened in 1931. The 1,483-foot Petronas
Twin Towers in Malaysia are now the world’s tallest skyscrapers.

reading the paper….

…online of course. In news of the odd I find-

(Reuters) Officials at Cape Canaveral finally learned the origin of the plastic bags of urine found recently in a launch-pad complex; a worker was too lazy to use the rest room, which was an elevator ride away. Police called to an apartment where a man had been dead for a week were held at bay for two hours by the man’s 18 cats, aggressively guarding the body.

Um. I don’t have much to add on this one.

Censorship in the news….

NEW YORK (AP) – Harry Potter made the list. So did The Catcher in the Rye and The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. The most popular children’s books? No. The ones adults most wanted removed from library shelves in the 1990s.
“This just proves no book is safe from censorship attempts,” said Judith Krug, director of the American Library Association’s Office for Intellectual Freedom. The top 100 titles – including The Handmaid’s Tale, by acclaimed Canadian author Margaret Atwood – were compiled and released in advance of the 20th annual Banned Books Week, which runs Sept. 23-30.

The ALA, the American Booksellers Association and the American Society of Journalists and Authors are among the sponsors.

The most disputed books were the popular Scary Stories titles, horror tales by the late Alvin Schwartz. Objections included violence, cannibalism and causing children to fear the dark. A complaint from the school district in Campbell County, Wyo., said the books made kids believe “ghosts are actually possible.”

Also in the top 10 were such classroom standards as Maya Angelou’s I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings, J.D. Salinger’s The Catcher in the Rye, John Steinbeck’s Of Mice and Men and Mark Twain’s The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.

“The fact that teachers assign them is one of the reasons there’s so much concern,” Krug said. “They deal with issues a lot of parents don’t want to know about.”

The Harry Potter series, which Christian groups have attacked because of its themes of witchcraft and wizardry, comes in at No. 48. It was removed this year from a public school in Bridgeport Township, Mich.

According to the ALA, more than 5,000 complaints were recorded at school and public libraries in the 1990s. Krug said that represents about 20 per cent to 25 per cent of all challenges, although she does note the annual number has declined slightly over the past years.

“A lot of people are now spending more time thinking about Internet content,” she said.

“Sexually explicit” was the most common objection raised about books at libraries, followed by “unsuited to age group” and “occult theme or promoting the occult or Satanism.” Others included violence, promotion of same-sex relationships, racism and anti-family values.

Krug said about 5 per cent of those complaints lead to a book being banned.

“Usually, when the rest of the community hears about a complaint it speaks out in support of keeping the book,” she said.

But many books, even famous ones, do get removed. In 1997, Angelou’s memoir was taken off the ninth-grade English curriculum in Anne Arundel County, Md., because it “portrays white people as being horrible, nasty, stupid people.”

In 1993, Catcher in the Rye was removed from a California school district because it “centred around negative activity.” Four years later, the superintendent of the Marysville, Calif., Joint Unified School District banned Salinger’s novel “so that we didn’t have that polarization over a book.”

The list includes such children’s favourites as Maurice Sendak’s In the Night Kitchen and R.L. Stine’s Goosebumps series. Acclaimed adult novels on the list include Atwood’s The Handmaid’s Tale, Kurt Vonnegut’s Slaughterhouse-Five and Nobel laureate Toni Morrison’s Beloved.

Also cited are William Golding’s The Lord of the Flies, Aldous Huxley’s Brave New World and Harper Lee’s To Kill a Mockingbird, removed in 1996 from an advanced placement English reading list in Lindale, Texas, because it “conflicted with the values of the community.”

struggling today with LJ

hard to say if it’s them or me, I suspect LJ, as my other surf-activities are doing ok. I lost a friend on my list, I wonder who it was? Not a reciprocal link, so it was someone fairly new, whom i’ve not read a great deal of.

this just in….

WASHINGTON (Reuters) – It’s official — early Americans practiced cannibalism, at least at one site in the U.S. Southwest, researchers said.

Cut-up bones and human blood found in cooking pots had long suggested that someone cooked seven people at an Anasazi site in southwest Colorado, but tests of human feces found at the site prove that someone ate them, according to Richard Marlar of the University of Colorado and colleagues.

The site, which seems to have been abandoned suddenly around 1150 A.D., has long intrigued scientists and provoked lengthy and often heated debate about what happened there.

“Several lines of evidence indicate that during the abandonment or soon after, the bodies of seven people of both sexes and various ages were disarticulated, defleshed and apparently cooked as if for consumption by other humans,” Marlar and colleagues wrote in their report, published in the science journal Nature.

“Here we show consumption of human flesh did occur as demonstrated in preserved human waste containing identifiable human tissue remains,” they wrote.

That someone was cut up and cooked is not in dispute — the bones were clearly butchered and human blood was found in cooking pots.

But some scientists have argued that this could have been part of a funerary ritual, or perhaps a deliberate act of terrorism by a small group of people aimed at scaring others away.

Something bad certainly seems to have happened at the settlement, one of many abandoned by people now known as the Anasazi, which means “ancient enemy” in Navajo.

The Anasazi mysteriously disappeared, but are believed to have been the ancestors of the modern-day Hopi and Zuni people, the so-called Pueblo Indians who built complex settlements.

Usually, Native Americans carefully cleaned up before they left a village or settlement, collecting valuables, stripping logs and roofing, and then often torching what was left.

Not at Cowboy Wash, Colorado.

There, cooking pots were left behind, as were tools, ornaments and construction materials.

And, scattered among them were human bones that had been cut up, cracked open and burned.

Perhaps left as one last insult was a lump of human excrement, laid in the ashy hearth.

It was this single turd — a coprolite in scientific terminology — that provided the proof.

Marlar’s team needed solid evidence that the men, women and children whose bones were found had been eaten. So Marlar’s team looked for myoglobin, a human protein, in the feces — and they found it.

“Human myoglobin should only be present in fecal material if it is consumed and passed through the digestive system by the depositor of the feces,” the team wrote.

The finding is certain to be controversial.

“Fur is probably going to fly over this,” said Tim White, an anthropologist at the University of California Berkeley who has studied early humans and who found evidence last year that some Neanderthals practiced cannibalism.

Cannibalism was used by many as an excuse to justify ”civilizing” native cultures — or for wiping them out. Accusing early Native Americans of a practice so abhorrent to so many societies will not be popular.

But anthropologist Christy Turner of Arizona State University has studied many southwestern sites where human bones appear to have been butchered. He describes evidence of cannibalism at 38 sites in his book “Man Corn: Cannibalism and Violence in the Prehistoric American Southwest.”

White thinks the evidence is pretty clear.

“Some of the long bones (such as leg bones) at these sites don’t have any ends to them at all,” White said in a telephone interview. That, he said, suggests they were processed to get the grease out — something people commonly do with animal bones.

Why would anyone do that?

“They were hungry,” he answered.