Obstruction detected.

Composition: titanium alloy supplemented by photonic resonance barrier.

Probability of mission hindrance: zero percent.

And on days I’m not… well…

“Catastrophic… system… failure… Initiating core shutdown as per emergency initiative 2682209… I die, so that democracy may… live…” *boom*

I’d prefer to be somewhere in the middle, just happy, loving, kind and positive.

Maybe not *too* positive. Throw in a little MODOK for progression.

Perhaps not so much, though. Less of the K. Possibly closer to MODORD?

Current Reality Settings – Better than last Friday, but I’d like to get to 4-color, wacky, full.

Spectra-Analyzer (Monochrome / 4-Color / True-Color /Thermograph / X-Ray )
MPAA Rating (G / PG / R / NC-17)
Kill switch (Off / On / Wanton Murderous Rage)
Weirdness Tank (Empty / Low / Half / High / Full)
Laugh-O-Matic (Serious / Satirical / Witty / Wacky / Insane)
Cliche Blender (Pulse / Blend / Puree / Oh, Ugh!)
Global Soundtrack Volume (off, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11!)
Personal Soundtrack Volume (off, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11!)
Batteries (Empty / Low / Half / High / Full)

Most important gauges seem to be aligned in a positive way right now… head, heart and gut all have a common goal of doing well and good for myself, my family and surroundings.