Introducing Marvel’s latest superhero….
THE ELEPHANT
Why is Thor “F”
They could have put Electro in for E.
Or Green Goblin for G, instead of giraffe.
F could have been like, Nick Fury?
WHAT IS EVEN – THOR DOESN’T HAVE AN F ANYWHERE IN HIS NAME
PEOPLE DON’T KNOW ABOUT ELEPHANT STEVE.
Falcon could have been Ff.
B is for Beast! C is for Cyclops! E is for… Elephant? F is for THOR?! Lex Luthor took forty cakes… and then he took a trip over to Marvel and fucked with their alphabet book. And that’s terrible. — Ryking