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April 24, 2020 at 09:41PM

Got animal crackers!! They are Stauffer’s brand, and barely recognizable by species.
Taste is a little bland, they are pretty lovely and crisp, maybe hint of vanilla? I. Very happy, but it is hard to determine the king of the jungle.

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April 24, 2020 at 10:05AM

An illustration of Northern flying squirrels from Dictionnaire universel d’histoire naturelle Atlas:t.1 (1849) edited by Charles d’ Orbigny.

Full text with many other colorful illustrations here.

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April 23, 2020 at 11:49AM

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Whaddya think of that… Mr. Pajama-Wearing = Insult to his clothes.  Basket-Face = Insult to his hat.  Slipper-Wielding = insult to his shoes.  Clype-Dreep-Bachle = From the gutter / Out of it / at his last straw – Old / worn out.  Gether-Uping-Blate-Maw = Mommy’s Boy.  Bleathering = Speaking a load of crap.  Gomeril = Dog  Jessie = Pansy / Sissy / Girl  Oaf-Looking = Look like a moron. Scooner = A half pint aka short man.  Nyaff = Out of date  Plookie = Dimwit / stupid looking  Shan = person who speaks and comes from an ethnic minority.  Milk-Drinking = Woose / Guy who can’t handle his drink.  Soy-Faced Shilpit = Insulting him as an asian stereotype.  Mim-Moothed = Small speaker (not big with his words / speaks submissively)  Sniveling = Complainer / Moans about stuff.  Worm-Eyed = Small minded / Can’t see for heck  Hotten-Blaugh = Waste of space  Vile-Stoochie = Dirty / Unclean  Cally-Breek-Tattie = Extremely Lazy / Can’t lift a finger #samaurijack #scottishinsults #handytranslation

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Whaddya think of that… Mr. Pajama-Wearing = Insult to his clothes. 
Basket-Face = Insult to his hat. 
Slipper-Wielding = insult to his shoes. 
Clype-Dreep-Bachle = From the gutter / Out of it / at his last straw – Old / worn out. 
Gether-Uping-Blate-Maw = Mommy’s Boy. 
Bleathering = Speaking a load of crap. 
Gomeril = Dog 
Jessie = Pansy / Sissy / Girl 
Oaf-Looking = Look like a moron.
Scooner = A half pint aka short man. 
Nyaff = Out of date 
Plookie = Dimwit / stupid looking 
Shan = person who speaks and comes from an ethnic minority. 
Milk-Drinking = Woose / Guy who can’t handle his drink. 
Soy-Faced Shilpit = Insulting him as an asian stereotype. 
Mim-Moothed = Small speaker (not big with his words / speaks submissively) 
Sniveling = Complainer / Moans about stuff. 
Worm-Eyed = Small minded / Can’t see for heck 
Hotten-Blaugh = Waste of space 
Vile-Stoochie = Dirty / Unclean 
Cally-Breek-Tattie = Extremely Lazy / Can’t lift a finger

#samaurijack #scottishinsults #handytranslation https://bit.ly/2yETp96 https://bit.ly/2x1iLxy

April 20, 2020 at 09:12AM

From the Bigfoot game 1977. I found the game boring, but carried this little “footprint chip” dropping totem for a long time. I would love to find another one.
Edit – @extratruckestrial has a mold that is similar, in a lot of great colorways. Right on! #cryptid #sasquatch #yeti

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April 19, 2020 at 04:38PM

Week 6 begins, or day 38 selfie. I need a haircut, but at least I can trim the beard so I don’t look like I belong on Duck Dynasty.

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