For the sweepy ones out there…

Toora, loora, loora
Toora, loora, li
Toora, loora, loora
Hush, now, don’t you cry
Ah,
Toora, loora, loora
Toora, loora, li
Toora, loora, loora
It’s an Irish lullaby

Over in Killarney, many years ago
My mother sang this song to me in tones so sweet and low
Just a simple little ditty in her good old Irish way
And I’d give the world if she could sing that song to me this day

Toora, loora, loora
Toora, loora, li
Toora, loora, loora
Hush, now, don’t you cry
Ah,
Toora, loora, loora
Toora, loora, li
Toora, loora, loora
It’s an Irish lullaby

copyright infringement, I’m sure.

GREEN EGGS AND HAM

I am Sam

I am Sam
Sam I am

That Sam-I-am
That Sam-I-am!
I do not like
that Sam-I-am

Do you like
green eggs and ham

I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.
I do not like
green eggs and ham.

Would you like them
Here or there?

I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them
anywhere.
I do not like
green eggs and ham.
I do not like them,
Sam-I-am

Would you like them
in a house?
Would you like them
with a mouse?

I do not like them
in a house.
I do not like them
with a mouse.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Would you eat them
in a box?
Would you eat them
with a fox?

Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not eat them here or there.
I would not eat them anywhere.
I would not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Would you? Could you?
in a car?
Eat them! Eat them!
Here they are.

I would not ,
could not,
in a car

You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them
in a tree?
d not in a tree.
I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.

I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox
I do not like them in a house
I do mot like them with a mouse
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you
on a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not eat them with a mouse
I will not eat them in a house.
I will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not,
in the dark.

Would you, could you,
in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train,
Not in a car, Not in a tree.
I do not like them, Sam, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not eat them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!

You do not like
green eggs and ham?

I do not
like them,
Sam-I-am.

Could you, would you,
with a goat?

I would not,
could not.
with a goat!

Would you, could you,
on a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not eat them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not eat them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!

I do not like
green eggs
and ham!

I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.

You do not like them.
SO you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may I say.

Sam!
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.

Say!
I like green eggs and ham!
I do!! I like them, Sam-I-am!
And I would eat them in a boat!
And I would eat them with a goat…
And I will eat them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so good so good you see!

So I will eat them in a box.
And I will eat them with a fox.
And I will eat them in a house.
And I will eat them with a mouse.
And I will eat them here and there.
Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!

I do so like
green eggs and ham!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Sam-I-am!

Interests!

wow…

1 anonym0uss 1029 (100.0%)
2 scottobear 1029 (100.0%)

This person likes Everything I do! Including things in a wack code that only I know about!

An evil twin?

A stalker?

kind of weird, because I think odds are good they’re not interested in a couple of my entries, unless they’re a total social duplicate. 🙂 silly things, like being a boy I believe, and am flattered that was enjoyed enough to take and add…. that’s what interests are about. other interests, like cej, cookie belcher, and numerous others. I know for a fact that the interest harvester has no idea what it’s about, so it strikes me as sort of wacky. I’d love to discuss what the reason they have for having gort, nikto, and marada as different entries, and who cathi and dave are to him. 🙂 I suspect odds are really slim for having all 1029 of my interests as your own. 🙂

other folks apparently harvested are petfish, loverlips, goatbird, rebequa, everyone, muse, and nashata.

Should this preson be confronted? I asked them what the deal was, and look forward to seeing the answer.

Good night, good folks.

I’ll leave you with some factoids. Provided by “Did you know?” copyright 1988, compiled by Max Zedelmen.

Babies are born with 300 bones. An adult has 206.

Caligynephobia is the fear of beautiful women.

The strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue. (insert your own joke here)

An average man’s skin weighs about 6 pounds. (The average man (20 yrs. old +) weighs 180 pounds. The average woman weighs 152 pounds. ) – taken from a US Bias.

The minimum age for marriage for Italian girls was raised to 12 in 1892.

In Iceland, tipping in restaurants is an insult.

Isaac Newton died a virgin.

A man at rest will generate as much heat as a 100w lightbulb.

The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher.

Paul Winchell, who invented the artificial heart, was also the voice of Tigger in the Winnie The Pooh movies.

60% of all babies are named after a relative.

The sailfish is the fastest animal in water, which can travel at speeds up to 68 mph.

The United States has more prisoners than any other country with over 1.6 million. Russia is second with just over 1 million.

Women blink twice as much as men.

Sugar Free Mr. Pibb has the highest amount of caffeine out of all sodas, even more than Mountain Dew.

The celibacy requirement for priesthood was adopted in 1215.

I voted…

And it seemed that I was approximately 1/2 to 1/3 the average voting age here. (and I’m 31)

Oddly, there was no line, and I felt the tumbling sagebrush vibe of a ghost town when I went in there. all told, maybe 15 people working the voting area, (maybe 15 more pamphleteering, so I assume those all voted…) and about 4 old old folks, between 60 and 90, doing the voting thing.

Not a solid breakdown of the region, either. I expected more folks my age, and more ethnic diversity. More folks in general. I’ll be interested in seeing how many turned out.

I’m a little disappointed…. but the upside is that my vote counts for more. 🙂

My name is scotto… I speak for the trees…

Icon Inspired by Sweetalyssm…

my work net went up and down in the afternoon, to finally die at about 5:40. bah. missed chatting with my dearest tonight. rats. At least I got a fix earlier on. Got to vote today….

Remember when voting, be a friend to the trees.
Encourage others to do likewise and please–
Remind them that each of us must play our part,
and we must take the words of the Once-ler to heart:

“UNLESS someone like you who cares a whole awful lot,
Nothing is going to get better. It’s not.”

Want the whole Lorax tale?

Papa Smurf!
Leader of the Smurf tribe, it was Papa Smurf’s duty to make decisions which kept the smurfs alive… it was ALSO his duty to impregnate Smurfette… come on, she called him papa!… give the guy some credit!… plus, find a better piece of smurf than that smurfette!… see all those smurfs… yup, he’s a fertile one!

Papa Smurf

  • 4 oz. Vodka
  • 8 oz. Red Kool-Aid
  • 1 Blue Popsicle (crushed)
  • Mix and chill vodka and kool-aid. Crush blue popsicle and add to
    mixture. The crushed popsicle should settle at the bottom of drink,
    making it appear as a blue layer at the bottom and a red layer on
    top.

    saw charlie’s angels. entertaining martial arts, some gratuitous T&A. good soundtrack, a lot of pointless moments in the movie, but silly and fun. under/mis use of bill murray, though he did a good job.

    my hero in the movie was crispin glover. what a great bad guy crony.

    many kicks, and a pleasant lack of foot to groin shots. way overused with girlpower movies.

    talked to my dearest one. She’s the smurfiest. I could eat her up with a spoon. yummy.

    One weekend left with Robbo. I’ll miss that guy… a good friend, and a nice fellow.

    going to see charlies angels tonight with Robbo… coffee and a movie. fun to talk and hang out. leaving in about an hour, so I should scrounge up a pbj for supper.

    Here’s a site you can visit, to help you decide who is the lesser of the evils… dirt on everyone.

    I hope I get to see my sweetie before bed tonight…. only got a brief fix of her today…

    Welcome to my wall scrawls.