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Papa Smurf!
Leader of the Smurf tribe, it was Papa Smurf’s duty to make decisions which kept the smurfs alive… it was ALSO his duty to impregnate Smurfette… come on, she called him papa!… give the guy some credit!… plus, find a better piece of smurf than that smurfette!… see all those smurfs… yup, he’s a fertile one!

Papa Smurf

  • 4 oz. Vodka
  • 8 oz. Red Kool-Aid
  • 1 Blue Popsicle (crushed)
  • Mix and chill vodka and kool-aid. Crush blue popsicle and add to
    mixture. The crushed popsicle should settle at the bottom of drink,
    making it appear as a blue layer at the bottom and a red layer on
    top.

    saw charlie’s angels. entertaining martial arts, some gratuitous T&A. good soundtrack, a lot of pointless moments in the movie, but silly and fun. under/mis use of bill murray, though he did a good job.

    my hero in the movie was crispin glover. what a great bad guy crony.

    many kicks, and a pleasant lack of foot to groin shots. way overused with girlpower movies.

    talked to my dearest one. She’s the smurfiest. I could eat her up with a spoon. yummy.

    One weekend left with Robbo. I’ll miss that guy… a good friend, and a nice fellow.

    going to see charlies angels tonight with Robbo… coffee and a movie. fun to talk and hang out. leaving in about an hour, so I should scrounge up a pbj for supper.

    Here’s a site you can visit, to help you decide who is the lesser of the evils… dirt on everyone.

    I hope I get to see my sweetie before bed tonight…. only got a brief fix of her today…

    well…

    no limeade today. had a gardenburger w/cherry coke, instead.

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    THE REVENGE OF THE RED BALLOON Gregg Rossen, 8 min.
    …The red balloon returns to hunt down the little boys who popped him in the original French classic 40 years ago.
    Shorts Program # 2, Cinema Paradiso, Thurs, Nov. 2, Noon, CP-032 / Sat., Nov. 4, Noon, CP-034 / Sat., Nov. 11, 1pm, CP-052

    Scotto’s plans for today.

    Get together with Robb for fun out and about day.

    Try #2 to get an eyemodule for my palm.
    Go to the diner and Have limeade. (I have a huge craving for it now.)
    for supper, shoot for either grilled cheese or something new. not sure. what dinner goes best with limeade?

    Go see either –
    Charlies angels, best in show, bedazzled, legend of bagger vance, or ummm… Sakes, I know I’m forgetting a couple. Is red planet opening this week? 6th day? oh! oh oh!!! This weekend is the Fort lauderdale film festival!!

    *boingboingboing* ACK! Totally forgot. I’ll have to spend Sunday in the theares!!!

    I’m way behind, and the xmas movies are building to steam. yipe.

    David Duke… Dammit.

    Yes, he’s still around. Learn how white people are a disadvantaged minority, then buy Duke’s Mein Kampf ripoff, “My Awakening”. Makes you wish the Klan had never discovered the internet. www.duke.org (I’m not going to link to him, but there’s his site, if you want to go there yourself. bah)

    Teach me to look for duke university , specifically for images of the blue devil, to spark a story.

    Here is what I was looking for l if y’all care.

    Other random thoughts… Anyone seen/heard from Darktrain?

    god help me, I’m going to blather.

    I really enjoy the company of a sweet girl.

    It’s colored my writing, my work, the way I see the world. It’s all good. Stupid people don’t bug me as much, nice things seem nicer.

    I’m in awe of this girl. She’s smart. She’s beautiful. She’s witty. She’s sexy. She has a sweet personality and a pile of admirable skills.

    She makes me feel wonderful every time I talk to her. I trust her implicitly. She flatters me.

    I want to give her a trampoline, or a Wacom graphic tablet…. some orange blossom honey. Something she’d like.

    from Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare
    (upon seeing Juliet for the first time)

    O, she doth teach the torches to burn bright!
    It seems she hangs upon the cheek of night
    Like a rich jewel in an Ethiop’s ear;
    Beauty too rich for use, for earth too dear!
    So shines a snow-white swan trooping with crows,
    As this fair lady o’er her fellows shows.
    The measure done, I’ll watch her place of stand,
    And, touching hers, make blessed my rude hand.
    Did my heart love till now? forswear it, sight!
    I never saw true beauty till this night.

    (and to Juliet)

    If I profane with my unworthiest hand
    This holy shrine, the gentle sin is this,
    My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand
    To smooth the rough touch with a gentle kiss.