You, to me
Are sweet as roses in the morning
You, to me
Are soft as summer in that dawning love we share
That something rare

The sidewalks and the street
The concrete and the clay beneath my feet
Begin to crumble
But love will never die
You know we’ll see the mountains crumble
Before we say goodbye
My love and I will be
In love eternally
That’s the way
That’s the way love was meant to be

All around
I see the purple shades of evening
On the ground
The shadow’s fallen, once again you’re in my arms
So tenderly

The sidewalks and the street
The concrete and the clay beneath my feet
Begin to crumble
But love will never die
You know we’ll see the mountains crumble
Before we say goodbye
My love and I will be
In love eternally
That’s the way
That’s the way love was meant to be

The sidewalks and the street
The concrete and the clay beneath my feet
Begin to crumble
But love will never die
You know we’ll see the mountains crumble
Before we say goodbye
My love and I will be
In love eternally
That’s the way
That’s the way love was meant to be

That’s the way
That’s the way love was meant to be

TMBJ interlude…

Heh… who thought Newton had a funny name?

Celeb pet names…

Newt’s namesake’s cat was named spithead. No, Really.

one question, below, in the related links… what has a giant squid got to do with celebrity cat names?

Happy Birfday to the mucho-spiffy Gael!!

Hope you get a hundred more, each better than the last. 🙂

for my sweetie’s cold. 🙂

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Oh the bed
Oooh the bed
Ahhh the bed
Oh the bed
Mmmm the bed
I love the bed

You can lie in bed
You can lay in bed
You can die in bed
You can pray in bed
You can live in bed
You can laugh in bed
You can give your heart
Or break your heart in half in bed

You can tease in bed
You can please in bed
You can squeeze in bed
You can freeze in bed
You can sneeze in bed
Catch the fleas in bed
All of these
Plus eat crackers and cheese in bed

Oh the bed is a thing
Of feather and spring
Of wire and wood
Invention so good

Oh the bed comes complete
With pillow and sheet
With blanket electric
And breath antiseptic

Let there be sheets
Let there be beds
Foam rubber pillows
Under our heads

Let there be sighs
Filling the room
Scanty pajamas
By Fruit of the Loom

You can eat in bed
You can beat in bed
Be in heat in bed
Have a treat in bed
You can rock in bed
You can roll in bed
Find your cock in bed
Lose your soul in bed

You can lose in bed
You can win in bed
But never never never never
Never never never never
Never never never
Never can you sin in bed!

For my sweetie to occupy herself, should she grow weary of me or her own surfing…

This link here…

Warning. If you go there, you may not get anything of value accomplished for the next many hours.

“Edelweiss, Edelweiss
Every morning you greet me
Small and white, clean and bright
You look happy to meet me

Blossom of snow may you bloom and grow
Bloom and grow forever

Edelweiss, Edelweiss
Bless my homeland forever”

“Fly me to the moon,
And let me play among the stars,
Let me see what spring is like,
On Jupiter and Mars,

In another words hold my hand,
In another words darling kiss me,
Fill my heart with song,
And let me sing forevermore,
You are all I longed for,
All I worship and adore,

In another words please be true,
In another words I love you”

Happy Birthday, tjousk

in other news, my morning interview was rescheduled… ugh. and me awake at this hour.

Kung fu on the brain… undersea version of Wizard of Oz…

I’m picturing an elaborate underwater set, with WoO recast by Hong Kong stars. Maggie Cheung as Dorothy, Sammo Hung as the Cowardly Lion, Jet Li as the Tin Man, and Jackie Chan as the Scarecrow. Toto will be a monkey and we will have the perfect film. Simon Yam can play Fu Manchu/ the Wizard, and since it’s the 1800s, Dorothy can be taken down there by the definitive Disney Nautilus. I like Chow Yun Fat as Capt. Nemo….

Blargh…

Feeble MS Access 2000… the thing can’t even do a simple linked table query, without just sitting there like a maroon for an hour and a half… next time I’m going to compare the three tables on a two-at-a-time basis.

I wish I could be surfing the web now, during primary downtime… but The Overseer(tm)(c)(pat.pending) is lingering around today… foraging for reasons to bark and yelp like an angry ape. Anyone have any spare Tranq-darts I can use on him? Maybe tag his ear with a radio tag, so I’ll know a few moments in advance if he’s coming, or on a charge?

Actually, I’d qualify him as rogue… maybe we can get a team of men to take him down….