July 02, 2020 at 07:07PM

DOCTOR DOOM’S TOP TEN EUPHEMISMS FOR SEX:

10. “Unleashing the Doombots”
9. “Ruling the kingdom with an iron fist”
8. “Extending the power of Doom”
7. “Mastering the diabolical”
6. “Allying with the Sub-Mariner”
5. “Demanding total, blind obedience”
4. “Incurring the wrath of Doom”
3. “Penetrating the invisible force field”
2. “Paying for this effrontery a thousandfold”
And Doctor Doom’s number one euphemism for sex:
1. “Besting the accursed Richards”

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