Random scotto factoid

The vast majority of my friends who have been bitten by wild birds, were attacked by waterfowl.

A Pelican, a goose, ducks and seagulls in particular. 

Why waterfowl? 

A youth spent in Florida and up the east coast maybe? Perhaps folks in the Midwest are more likely to be attacked by owls and kestrals?

I don’t remember having been bitten by a bird at all, not even if they were a pet. (We had a few birds as I was growing up… parakeets and cockateils.)

Animated photo of bird nest
Loud, but thankfully non-violent sea birds on my inlaws neighbor’s chimney.