I failed the cool kid test.

Them – “Hey Scott, what was that spider’s name in Tolkien books?”

Me – “Which one? Ongoliant, or her daughter Shelob?”

Them – “Nerd.”

I’m not even a very good Tolkien scholar… the books don’t do a ton for me, but I do like Radagast’s bit in the first chunk of the Hobbit movie series, and I have the Lego Dimensions figure of Shelob.

I like my evil spiders extra blocky.

Lego Shelob
Lego Shelob
Minecraft Spider
Minecraft Spider

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