Daily Archives: September 8, 2009
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Cold Miser Song…
Dec 16, 1999
I’m Mister White Christmas
I’m Mister Snow
I’m Mister Icicle
I’m Mister Ten Below
Friends call me Snow Miser, What ever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch I’m…
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Heat Miser Song…
Dec 16, 1999
I´m Mister Green Christmas
I´m Mister Sun
I´m Mister Heat Blister
I´m Mister Hundred and One
They call me Heat Miser, What ever I touch
Starts to melt in my…
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Proposed Law Would Imprison Aroused Men
Jan 25, 2000
JACKSON, Miss. (Reuters) – If you are a man who has difficulty controlling your sexual responses in public, beware. The eyes of Mississippi are…
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Crack pipes
Jan 13, 2000
I don’t know why people insist crack is bad. Listen to this: “A Florida man who swallowed 55 small glass pipes used to smoke cocaine was recovering after surgeons removed…
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Croatoan or Bust: Finding The Lost Colony
Jan 10, 2000
“My lost delights, now clean from sight of land, Have left me all alone in unknown ways; My mind to woe, my life to fortune’s hand? Of all…
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The Death of Libraries
Jan 3, 2000
I heard something disturbing over the holiday weekend. While riding back from a night out with my friends, one mentioned that she needed to go to Barnes & Nobles,…
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Ave Maria… neat memory
Dec 20, 1999
Quoted From friend Mojo – The best version I have ever heard was live in a church in finland. The church is about a thousand years old ( probably less ) and is…
Thoughts on the ‘Good Old Days’
Thoughts on the ‘Good Old Days’
Mar 1, 2000
In China, they used to force intellectuals to spend a year toiling in the rice paddies and doing the People’s Work. There is something to be said for that. Particularly if the People’s…
Dennis Miller Fills in for Scott
Dennis Miller Fills in for Scott
Mar 1, 2000
It takes zero politically correct assholes to screw in a light bulb because they are all perpetually in the f*****g dark.
I want this on a T-shirt.
Feb 24, 2000
What part of “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wagn’nagl fhtagn” don’t you understand?
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Foucault’s Pendulum
Feb 19, 2000
‘Listen, Jacopo, I thought of a good one: Urban Planning for Gypsies.’ ‘Great,’ Belbo said admiringly. ‘I have one, too: Aztec Equitation.’ ‘Excellent. But would…
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CUrrnet TORG Char
Jan 31, 2000
ibis (ben siddig) gadget hero cosm/m/s/sp/t: nile empire magic12 social 20 spiritual 17 tech 21 desc.: 35, 6", 225 lb. shock damaqe: possibilities: 10 wound level:…
Lord Byron interlude
Apr 5, 2000
SHE walks in beauty like the night Of cloudless climes and starry skies,
And all that’s best of dark and bright Meet in her aspect and her eyes;
Thus mellowed to the tender light
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Scotto’s progress.
Apr 4, 2000
Well, Mr journal, much has happened. Saturday, A was at the theatre, and before I could figure out how to ask for her number, she offered it to me. Hoody-hoo! I think this Karma thing…