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current magical drink – Autumn colors are shifted 55mhz on the visual spectrum. I think BHK slipped me some.

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This is the world’s largest online collection of found grocery lists. Why am I fascinated by this sort of thing? I think it’s the handwriting.

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Your Linguistic Profile:

45% General American English 40% Yankee 5% Dixie 5% Upper Midwestern 0% Midwestern

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Quote of the day –

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Definitions – ESTP

Multiple intelligences –

Naturalist

Visual/Spatial

Verbal/Linguistic

Logical/Mathematical

Musical

Interpersonal

Intrapersonal

Bodily/Kinesthetic

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Moment of Lyric – They Might Be Giants – The Mesopotamians (video via Kat)

We’ve been driving around
From one end of this town to the other and back
But no one’s ever seen us (No one’s ever seen us)
Driving our Econoline van (And no one’s ever heard of our band)
And no one’s ever heard of our band

We’re the Mesopotamians
Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashurbanipal, and Gilgamesh

Then they wouldn’t understand a word we say
So we’ll scratch it all down into the clay
Half believing there will sometime come a day
Someone gives a damn
Maybe when the concrete has crumbled to sand

We’re the Mesopotamians
Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashurbanipal, and Gilgamesh

The Mesopotamish sun is beating down
And making cracks in the ground
But there’s nowhere else to stand
In Mesopotamia (No one’s ever seen us)
The kingdom where we secretly reign (And no one’s ever heard of our band)
The land where we invisibly rule

As the Mesopotamians
Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashurbanipal, and Gilgamesh

This is my last stick of gum
I’m going to cut it up so everybody else gets some
Except for Ashurbanipal, who says my haircut makes me look like a Mohenjo-Daren

Hey, Ashurbanipal
I’m a Mesopotamian
Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashurbanipal, and Gilgamesh

We’re the Mesopotamians
Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashurbanipal, and Gilgamesh

“Hey, man, I thought that you were dead
I thought you crashed your car”
“No, man, I’ve been right here this whole time playing bass guitar
For the Mesopotamians”

We’re the Mesopotamians
Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashurbanipal
Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashurbanipal, and Gilgamesh

We’re the Mesopotamians
Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashurbanipal, and Gilgamesh

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Happy 7th B-day, Miz Lexie Luthor! I can’t believe you’ve grown so much!

I will sing the umlaut song for you.

umlaut-umlaut-umlaut-umlaut-umlaut

That is what I play all day long

umlaut-umlaut-umlaut-umlaut-umlaut

Night and day I play this song

umlaut-umlaut-umlaut-umlaut-umlaut

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1 year ago – Gilmore-phooey, self port, CSI, deep sleep, emergency contact info for Floridians, fried coke, choco-skulls, Erlking

2 years ago – Lex 5, condo, bro leaves sh, mugshots odf stuffed animals, flavor quiz, Lost figs, hurricane wilma boomerangs around on us, briny breezes bro, cat-o-lantern, cthulhu lp

3 years ago – Lex is 4, Superman: Secret ID, Detlev, Ultimate Windows Boot CD,Walkabout pics, Jon Stewart on Crossfire, Conspiracy Cartoon,Abba/Cthulhu, flaming text msgs, Jeb sucks

4 years ago – lovechat, transubstantiation, D, Lost in translation, Green Bean drink, Japanese Ice Cream, Lemon diet coke=yuk

5 years ago – tombstone icon, lazer tag, taco viva (it’s gone?!), Wachovia, spam headers

6 years ago – Horror, Noir, bad resumes, Sappho and her partner split, first viewing of Enterprise, Reading Dhalgren

7 years ago – Alexis Rose is Born!, Floyd, people come, people go