Captain Cabinets
Trapped in cabinets
can he get out?
will he get out?
‘course he will!

Newt has the uncanny ability to get into the cupboard. I usually don’t have to help him to escape.

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Loot gained from co-workers. Cologne, a McDonald’s Gift card, a hip flask and a sky blue t-shirt.

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FOUR JOBS YOU’VE HAD IN YOUR LIFE
1. Babysitter
2. Renfaire Security
3. Child Advocate
4. Clown

FOUR MOVIES YOU COULD WATCH ANYTIME
1. Blade Runner
2. Time Bandits
3. Big Trouble in Little China
4. The President’s Analyst

FOUR CITIES YOU’VE LIVED IN:
1. Boston, MA
2. Richmond, VA
3. Marathon, FL
4. Boca Raton, FL

FOUR TV SHOWS YOU LOVE TO WATCH
1. The Prisoner
2. Get A Life
3. The Mighty Boosh
4. Red Dwarf

FOUR COOL PLACES YOU’VE BEEN ON VACATION:
1. Ruins in The Yucatan Peninsula, Mexico
2. Underground Tour of Walt Disney World, FL
3. Chilling at a cottage in Cape Cod, MA
4. Snokeling in Key Largo, FL

FOUR WEBSITES YOU VISIT DAILY:
1. flickr
2. livejournal friend’s list
3. blogdigger
4. google (gmail, maps,& keyword search)

FOUR OF YOUR ALL TIME FAVORITE RESTAURANTS:
1. East Coast Burrito Factory (the ones made with black beans rather than refried is awesome)
2. Cheeburger Cheeburger (mmm, shakes)
3. May’s Kitchen
4. The Pirate’s Reef (pancakes, and soooo seedy!)

FOUR COSTUMES YOU’VE WORN ON HALLOWEEN:
1. Red Death (a la poe)
2. Pirate
3. Scarecrow (Wizard of Oz)
4. Zombie

FOUR SCHOOLS YOU ATTENDED:
1. Atlantic Community High School
2. Florida Atlantic University
3. University of Miami
4. Life (also known as hard knocks)

FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS:
1. Tso’s Tofu
2. Good french fries
3. burritos
4. pizza

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You command Santa! – via graypumpkin

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Man kills koi carp with human tears. Quit crying in the lake! They’re freshwater fish! You’ll piss ’em off!

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If I see a boundary, I eat a boundary – and wash it down with a fresh hot cup of rules.

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1 year ago – C-eve haul, dr who (pyramids of mars), anti-prank, pocky, einstein quote

2 years ago – housecleaning, Rush whines about his drug use, flash drive

3 years ago – dan prezzies, cards, circus stalker, Christmas pardons, Christmas poop, bill First: creep

4 years ago – Danny gift exchange, good day, had glögg & supper with family

5 years ago – Mistletoe, Ellroy, mild chafing