7816 – Man is alone in a godless universe. Hilarity ensues.

I’d like to get one of these hidden doors for my bedroom if I get the condo I’m looking at.


Pictures taken by thrown cameras also has a flickr group.


Tv themes to download


mp3 of my current musicvia

This song was recorded at the bottom of a swamp while the band floated above in a glass bottomed boat. For percussion, the drummer tapped a broken microphone against the boat’s hull. To record the vocals, the singer’s head was held below the water by his band mates for the duration of the song.


I am a brother to dragons,
and a companion to owls.
My skin is black upon me,
and my bones are burned with heat.
My harp also is turned to mourning,
and my organ into the voice of them that weep.

-JOB 30:29-30


As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless, uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you’ve got to laugh, haven’t you?

-Holly, Red Dwarf


This is a collection of the best jokes and nonsense from Wikipedia:Bad jokes and other deleted nonsense. The criterion for a joke getting on this page is simple: at least one Wikipedian found it funny. (I dug “from C is for Cookie“)


Great color-words –

  • ALBUGINEOUS Like the white of an eye or egg white.
  • CHRYSOCHLOROUS Golden-green.
  • COCCINEOUS Bright red.
  • FULVOUS Dull yellow, tawny.
  • GLAUCOUS Sea-green, grayish-blue.
  • GREIGE Grey-beige.
  • PYRRHOUS Reddish, ruddy.
  • SMALT Dark blue.
  • VIOLACEOUS Dark purple.
  • VIRID Green.

I’m glad that there’s a Rowlf stamp.


Old TSR Marvel Super Heroes RPG manuals in PDF format, 650MB worth.

CODE CORE RULEBOOKS
TSR6850-MH0-Marvel_Super_Heroes-Basic_Set-Battle_Book.pdf
TSR6850-MH0-Marvel_Super_Heroes-Basic_Set-Campaign_Book.pdf
TSR6871-MA0-Marvel_Super_Heroes_Advanced_Set-Judges_Book-(300dpi_Print_Resolution).pdf
TSR6871-MA0-Marvel_Super_Heroes_Advanced_Set-Judges_Book-(72dpi_Screen_Resolution).pdf
TSR6871-MA0-Marvel_Super_Heroes_Advanced_Set-Players_Book-(300dpi_Print_Resolution).pdf
TSR6871-MA0-Marvel_Super_Heroes_Advanced_Set-Players_Book-(72dpi_Print_Resolution).pdf
MA EXPANSIONS
TSR6872-MA1-Children_of_the_Atom.pdf
TSR6874-MA2-Avengers_Coast_to_Coast.zip
TSR6876-MA3-The_Ultimate_Powers_Book-(300dpi_Print_Resolution).pdf
TSR6876-MA3-The_Ultimate_Powers_Book-(72dpi_Screen_Resolution).pdf
TSR6889-MA4-Fantastic_Four_Compendium-(300dpi_Print_Resolution).pdf
TSR6889-MA4-Fantastic_Four_Compendium-(72dpi_Screen_Resolution).pdf
MHAC EXPANSIONS
TSR6852-MHAC1-Judge’s_Screen.pdf
TSR6854-MHAC2-Avengers_Assembled.pdf
TSR6861-MHAC5-Project_Wideawake.pdf
TSR6868-MHAC8-Weapons_Locker.pdf
TSR6870-MHAC9-Realms_of_Magic-Book_1-Manual_of_Magic-(300dpi_Print_Resolution).pdf
TSR6870-MHAC9-Realms_of_Magic-Book_1-Manual_of_Magic-(72dpi_Screen_Resolution).pdf
TSR6870-MHAC9-Realms_of_Magic-Book_2-Manual_of_Mysticism-(300dpi_Print_Resolution).pdf
TSR6870-MHAC9-Realms_of_Magic-Book_2-Manual_of_Mysticism-(72dpi_Screen_Resolution).pdf
TSR6870-MHAC9-Realms_of_Magic-Book_3-Codex_of_Characters_ /> TSR6870-MHAC9-Realms_of_Magic-Book_3-Codex_of_Characters_ />MH MODULES
TSR6851-MH1-The_Breeder_Bombs.pdf
TSR6853-MH2-Time_Trap.pdf
TSR6855-MH3-Murderworld.pdf
TSR6859-MH4-Lone_Wolves.pdf
TSR6864-MH7-The_Last_Resort.pdf
TSR6866-MH8-Fault_Line.pdf
ME MODULES
TSR6879-ME1-Cosmos_Cubed.pdf
TSR6880-ME2-Ragnarok_and_Roll.pdf
TSR6882-ME3-The_Left_Hand_of_Eternity.pdf
MHSP MODULES
TSR6860-MHSP1-Secret_Wars.pdf
TSR6869-MHSP2-Secret_Wars_II.pdf
MLBA MODULES
TSR6893-MLBA1-Mutating_Mutants.pdf
MSL MODULES
TSR6899-MSL1_-X-terminate.pdf
MT MODULES
TSR6885-MT1-All_This_and_World_War_II.pdf
TSR6886-MT2-The_Weird_Weird_West.pdf
TSR6891-MT3-The_Revenge_of_Kang.pdf
MU GAMER’S HANDBOOKS
TSR6878-MU1-Gamer’s_Handbook_of_the_Marvel_Universe-Abomination_thru_Dreadnought.pdf
TSR6881-MU2-Gamer’s_Handbook_of_the_Marvel_Universe-Eel_thru_Mad-Dog.pdf
TSR6883-MU3-Gamer’s_Handbook_of_the_Marvel_Universe.pdf
TSR6884-MU4-Gamer’s_Handbook_of_the_Marvel_Universe-Serpent_Society_thru_Zzzax.pdf
TSR6887-MU5-Gamer’s_Handbook_of_the_Marvel_Universe-1989_Character_Updates.pdf
MX MODULES
TSR6873-MX1-Nightmares_of_Future_Past.pdf
TSR6875-MX2-The_X-Potential.pdf
TSR6877-MX3-Reap_the_Whirlwind.pdf
TSR6888-MX4-Flames_of_Doom.pdf
MISCELLANEOUS
TSR6896-Uncanny_X-Men_Box_Set-Campaign_Book.pdf
TSR6896-Uncanny_X-Men_Box_Set-Roster_Book.pdf
TSR6896-Uncanny_X-Men_Box_Set-Adventure_Book.pdf

Of particular interest to me was the “Handbook of the Marvel Universe” set… sort of fun to go back and look at all the old weirdo characters I haven’t even given a second thought to for about 20 years. The Alpha Primatives! Karnilla!, The Human Zodiac! The Android Zodiac! (Shamelessly ripped off by about every superhero game system at one point or another.)

Also, I didn’t know that Scott Lang was born in Coral Gables.

They also have all the old Dragon Magazine Marvel-phile articles.

Lots of assorted gaming stuff here


Microwave squabble leads to stabbing

Tempers flared between two Walgreens workers over a microwave. Police say one grabbed a knife and stabbed the other.
Chicken noodle or tomato?

A Walgreens employee is behind bars after she allegedly stabbed a co-worker in a brawl over who could microwave their soup first, authorities said Thursday.

‘I don’t know if it the most trivial motive we have seen for a stabbing, but it has to rank right up there,’ acknowledged Jim Leljedal, spokesman for the Broward Sheriff’s Office.

Mellesia Grant, 23, of North Lauderdale, is charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon, BSO said. She was booked at BSO’s main jail and is being held on $50,000 bond, the sheriff’s office said.

The fight started about 4:30 p.m. Wednesday inside the employees’ break room at the back of the store, 8790 W. McNab Rd. in Tamarac.

The two women, Grant and Merloze Tilme, 20, were involved in an ongoing dispute that erupted inside the room, BSO said.

Both women were hungry and wanted to heat soup in the employees’ microwave. Authorities said an argument erupted over who would use the oven first.

Grant picked up a large kitchen knife that had been left on the counter and stabbed Tilme in the abdomen, BSO said. The two then wrestled over the knife, each cutting their hands on the blade. The store manager broke up the brawl, seized the knife and dialed 911 to report the melee, Leljedal said.

‘It was a pretty bloody scene,’ Leljedal said. He didn’t know what kind of soup was involved, or whether that that was spilled along with the blood.

”It started in the break room . . . and the two women stumbled into the back of the store. Fortunately, no customers were ever in danger.’

When deputies arrived, the two women were already separated. Tamarac Fire-Rescue paramedics treated them and took them to area hospitals.

Doctors at Broward General Medical Center in Fort Lauderdale are treating Tilme’s wounds to her abdomen and hands.

She was in good condition Thursday afternoon, according to a hospital spokeswoman.

Grant was treated and released from University Hospital and Medical Center in Tamarac. She was later taken to jail, according to BSO.

‘They didn’t get along to begin with,’ Leljedal said. ”Who would use the microwave first became a major issue.’

Well, my office hasn’t gotten to that point, anyhow!


1 year ago – cs progress, newt snuggle pics

2 years ago – riverworld wasn’t so good, net record, surgery prep, new techs

3 years ago – hop-frog, sugar skulls, Oktoberfest, newt-viking, Thomas?, sarsaparilla herb & Root beer recipe, newt-hidey pic, finn drama, Fort Lauderdale Massacre, oatmeal

4 years ago – panjandrum, greenmail, sick, zombie icon is born, stories of strength, what sort of monster-poll

5 years ago – football + nitrous, Limnognathia maerski, tv divorce, taco poem, insult quote, good fortune

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