7335 – Nazi Monkeys and Zombie Cambodians

Met with some folks at Centale about setting up a missing child desktop alert system. I’m skeptical about how we’re going to get it distributed, but it could work, depending on how we go about doing it. We’re going to have to be careful about advertising revenue, too. We don’t want it to be “This message of a child in danger brought to you by McDonalds! Print it out, and get free cookies with your happy meal!”

I may be oversimplifying that last point. We don’t have McDonald’s as a sponsor. Yet.


No Poorhouse last night. The vibe wasn’t right, unfortunately. Ah well, Next time. Maybe tonight and/or next Wednesday.

Also, maybe next Tiki Night? It’s going to be in June.


Streaming music link – “Country Fried Hot Rod” or try this right in your player

Current tune – Johnny Case -“Delia’s Gone”

Delia, oh, Delia Delia all my life
If I hadn’t have shot poor
Delia I’d have had her for my wife
Delia’s gone, one more round Delia’s gone

I went up to Memphis
And I met Delia there Found her in her parlor
And I tied to her chair
Delia’s gone, one more round Delia’s gone

She was low down and trifling
And she was cold and mean
Kind of evil make me want to Grab my sub machine
Delia’s gone, one more round Delia’s gone

First time I shot her I shot her in the side
Hard to watch her suffer
But with the second shot she died
Delia’s gone, one more round Delia’s gone

But jailer, oh, jailer Jailer,
I can’t sleep ‘Cause all around my bedside
I hear the patter of Delia’s feet
Delia’s gone, one more round Delia’s gone

So if you woman’s devilish
You can let her run
Or you can bring her down and do her
Like Delia got done
Delia’s gone, one more round Delia’s gone


ZOMBIES!!

Cambodian Troops Quarantine Quan’sul

There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.

The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rating killing victims in fewer than 2 days.

After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.

General Ary Serey had this to say, “We have obtained samples of this new virus and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all.”

US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.

A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.

via eryx_uk & Graypumpkin.


Victory Day Show at Russian Circus to Feature Nazi Monkeys

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To celebrate the 60th anniversary of Soviet victory in World War II a circus show will dress monkeys as Nazis and have them act in wartime stories, NewsRu reports.

The director of the Yekaterinburg circus, Anatoly Marchevsky, said he opted for monkeys to represent Nazis because it was easy to design costumes for them.

“You can not dress a horse like a Nazi,” he told the UralPolit.Ru website.

“People see Nazis as beasts anyway,” he added.

The festive show running from May 1 is going to consist of several wartime stories featuring both people and animals. A tightrope walker for example will set up a Soviet banner high above the audience to represent the taking of the Reichstag.

Originally the show’s authors intended to have leopards act as Nazis. “Leopards are carnivores. And they fit ideally when it comes to representing aggressors,” Marchevsky explained.

But in the end they had to change their minds because it was almost impossible to dress leopards in Nazi uniforms, NewsRu reports.

Entrance to the show for all war veterans who come dressed in uniforms and with military medals will be free.

via beaucoupkevin


Gust
~ 40% Water ~ 81% Wind ~ 62% Earth ~ 40% Fire ~
I want to live where the sky is big

Simple and free…

Let’s see… your personality reminds me of the…

…cool Sapphire, the non-red corundum, or its little brother, the Blue Topaz. Your colours are azure, indigo, and a bright yellow or gold.

Interpretation:

Out of the seven chakras, the Throat Chakra, which is associated with the element of wind and represents our desire to learn and communicate,
seems to be predominant in you. Though this means you are probably the
smartest one among your friends, it may result in feeling stressed or
nervous or becoming too much of a perfectionist.

You can balance it by wearing a Rose Quartz; its soothing attributes help unwind, enable you to “love thyself”, and accept limitations.

A Tarot references concerning your predominant element:

If you are a young lass or lad and still unmarried your card is the Page of Swords. Young women, especially married ones, identify with the Queen of Swords, also known as the Queen of Spades. If you are a young, unmarried man, you are the Knight of Swords, and married or “mature” males are identified with the King of Sword, commonly known as the King of Spades. Ladies, here is your intelligent man you’ve been looking for.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 5% on water
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You scored higher than 76% on wind
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You scored higher than 70% on earth
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You scored higher than 5% on fire

Link: The Elemental Balance Test written by Nitsuki on


You May Be a Bit Schizotypal …



A bit odd and socially isolated.

You couldn’t care less of what others think.

And some of your beliefs are a little weird.

Like that time you thought you were Jesus.

Hm. I always thought of myself as more Earthy than Airy. Aquarius is an Air Sign, though (despite being the water-bearer.)


1 year ago – playing with virtual post-its, andy back in jail

2 years ago – Free sticker, timeline post, first day at jkg, back tweak

3 years ago – newt bips a skeleton, bali music, milkshake flavors, going to the grove, Charles Bronson thoughts, breasticle nectar satisfies for only about 2 hours, going back to bus from taxi, SOP

4 years ago – Lexie is so cute!, schedule change last minute, missing her, birthday toys, Blow

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