Ok, I’m back and calmed again.

Here’s what it took. I steam-walked about a mile up to the local drugstore and that pretty much burned off the excess adreno-fuel bubbling in my system. Once I got there, I picked up some shampoo and deodorant.. walked around and saw a lovely giant bucket-hat. (not unlike the one square bear wears (see icon). Mine isn’t as rockin’ as his, being just khaki-colored, but it keeps the head shaded and free of sunburn. Maybe I’ll meet a foxy redhead in bunny slippers again.

Something that delighted me was a packet of caramel chocolate eggs (HUEVO DE CARAMELO!) “made with real goat’s milk!” There were stacks and stacks of them… 75% off. In a week, they’ll be 90% off, and I won’t be able to resist getting one for less than a dime. 6¢ to be exact. How often do you see a cent sign these days? Especially with just one digit in front?

Goats and chocolate, together at last! just in time for after-easter discount candy sales!

Nay, I did not buy one, dear journal… my delight in the existence of such a thing was enough for me. Leche De Cabra! Also, the name “Pangburn’s” makes me laugh, too.

How would I work that into a Chupacabra story? chupalechedecabra? goat-milk-sucker?

Anyhow, I’m feeling much better. Good thing, too. Dan’ll be here in about a half hour, maybe sooner in weekday traffic.

You can get in my way again.