Oh, I remembered something else about my talk with Serena. In Brazil the Basques drink a concoction of red wine and coke (50/50) with a slice of lemon called a “Cuba Libre”, (or a Calimocho) Bleah. It’s acceptable for teens to drink it. I prefer a sangria and sprite, if I must have a soda/wine mix. Also, Fanta tastes different over here, especially from the can.

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I got to escort a colorful character off the premises yesterday afternoon. He was pounding on the door to where the girls were, demanding to be let in but CB saw him coming and locked up. VS called me and asked if I could come boot the guy. I showed up, and he turned to me, obviously off his rocker. He started yelling “OH NO! IT’S HULK HOGAN!” and then stated that he wished to challenge me to a cage match. I told him no thank you, but that I’d like for him to leave. He refused, and I asked if he’d prefer me to call the police and have him escorted away.. he said that’d be fine, so I called. I did manage to bull him out of the hallway and into the parking lot. While we waited, be prattled on about how he was Darth Vader, and how that if the police shot him the bullets would not hurt him because his whole body is made of steel. While I was describing the guy to the 911 operator, he undressed… I explained he was wearing a green pullover, off it came. I mentioned he had a blue and white striped shirt underneath, and he mentioned that it was a nice day for the beach, and took that off. Well, at that point I’m not going to tell the operator what sort of pants he’s wearing. It bears mentioning that the guy was amazingly filthy and reeked to high heaven. I felt sorry for him, because he was shoeless, and one of his feet looked badly infected. My pity was tempered by worry I felt for the girls inside the office.

randomly grabbed clips with the sound recorder I wish I’d remembered sooner that the ol’ handy-dandy PDA can do sound. For whatever reason, he stopped calling me Hulk Hogan, and started calling me Ozzy.

Heaven and Hell

Cops Ain’t Comin’, Ozzy

Slice of the Pie

Round and Round, rock on, violent, crazy hobo.

Yelling and threats to fight eventually gave way to singing rock songs, and then an incoherent babble about missiles and Castro. He eventually got bored with me just standing there, not talking to him and wandered away right as two police cars came over. I pointed him out, but they didn’t make any effort to hold him, even though he was yelling and screaming earlier. No report to file, so such is life. The Main office doors are going to have to be locked from now on, in case of a repeat performance.

I hope he gets picked up more so that he can get some help than anything else. I usually get along ok with the vagrants, but this guy is in need of some serious assistance.

I preferred the random conversation on Sunday, Thanks. More cute girls, less stinky-scented types, please.

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Moment of Lyric:

Here on fibber island
Our house is made of pie
Our dog is two miles wide
And all he talks about is pie

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I keep forgetting to put my netflix dvds back in the mail.

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LEACH Investigators Arrest Man On Computer Child Exploitation Charges

Florida Department of Law Enforcement special agents and Law Enforcement Against Child Harm (LEACH) investigators have arrested a Polk County man on charges he tried to use the Internet to solicit an undercover detective who was posing as a 14-year-old girl.

Edward Frank Mercer, 40, of Haines City, was arrested Saturday and charged with one count of attempted lewd battery, and Broward County warrants for one count of computer child exploitation and one count of lewd/lascivious exhibition. Following his arrest, Mercer was transported to the Orange County Jail.

LEACH investigators said Mercer contacted the undercover Broward Sheriff’s Office detective, who was posing as a teenage girl, through the Internet. The officer was acting in an undercover capacity online using an AOL chat room.

During several chat sessions, which began in January 2005, Mercer is accused of making several sexual solicitations and encouraging the “girl” to travel to the Orlando area so that they could engage in sexual acts, which he described during the online conversations. Agents said Mercer also used his web camera and exposed his genitals.

On Saturday, Mercer went to an Orlando area hotel to meet the “girl” and to reportedly engage in sexual acts. When he arrived, Mercer was arrested without incident. Authorities also executed a search warrant at Mercer’s Haines City residence and seized two computers and electronic equipment.

Investigators said Mercer has used the screen names of “Flrebel26,” “MercuryMan64” and “swtfloridaguy.” Anyone who has had Internet contact with Mercer is asked to call FDLE Special Agent Lissa Udell at (954) 958-5400.

The investigation, which is continuing, was conducted by the Broward Sheriff’s Office, FDLE agents in the Broward, Lakeland and Orlando field offices, and the Internet Crimes Against Children/LEACH Task Force.

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1 year ago – morning has broken, weak Spanish knowledge, Wondering about JTD, winged sandals, Kenya, free movies legit, robo-predators, word count, 2! 2! undead movies nearby

2 years ago – Bro pissing me off, haiku, bro meets porn stars.

3 years ago – pen refill dream, baby llamas

4 years ago – cool weather, my 1376^th post, talked to ckirk, ornj, and Devil-troll ticks me off