7022 – Special Guest Stars: The California Raisins!

Toasted orange marmalade sammiches for breakfast. yum.



Looks to be a lovely day today.


This entry keeps getting anonymous porn spam comment posts… they’re auto-screened, but I wonder what combination of keywords is setting it off? (posts were put there on 2/2/04, 7/16/04, 8/20/04 and most recently 11/24/04)


Hardcore Morris Dancers


Does Italy really have a vampire problem, with all the churches and garlic?


50,000 comic book covers.


I really like knowing people that have no access to the internet, save for kinkos or the library. I get a very fresh perspective from them. Maybe not one I share, but that’s ok.


though small
As measured against the All,
I have been so instinctively thorough
About my crevice and burrow.

-Robert Frost


What change of life will come today? I foresee an interesting mix of light and dark paint when the time comes to remember this month, years from now.


  • I want to write something in the sand with a stick.
  • I want to make someone smile today.
  • I want to set some people straight about where they stand with me.
  • I want to get a straight answer about a few questions I have about myself.
  • I want to find that condo… or barring that, I want my apartment to magically clean itself.
  • I want today to go by smoothly, and without painful incident.
  • I want to rest my head in the lap of a pretty girl, have her give me a scalp massage, and then return the favor.

From the Hooray for Bittorrent and cartoons not available on DVD anywhere department:

“More Fire! More Fire! To Melt all the Candy, the Flames must be HIGHER!”

One of my favorite Secret Squirrel episodes…Greg.

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The Master criminal… A Gingerbread Boy?

A Gingerbread MAN! MAN, You Dunce!

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Although, I was a boy, was a boy, once.

A long time Ago, in a kitchen far away…

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A Mother, For her Child, did bake, bake, bake!

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A gingerbread boy, with two gumdrops for eyes, and suspenders of marzipan cake cake cake!

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The girl took the cookie, and cuddled, and kissed it…and sweetly she nicknamed it Greg, Greg, Greg.

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She hugged Greg so nearly, and loved Greg so dearly.

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Then she bit off Greg’s gingerbread LEG LEG LEG!

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For Years upon years, I schemed and I planned,

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here’s the part you may find deranged, deranged, deranged.

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To Melt all the sweets into a giant candy creature…

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so now candy will eat kids for a change, change, CHANGE!!

The great thing thing was that the cookie was ultimately devoured by his ant-minions.

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and then the ants got candied, and were eaten in turn by the Chief of Security.)

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Take the quiz: “Which Random Irish Gaelic Phrase Are You? “

Is maith liom bananai
Is maith liom bananai – ‘I like bananas.’You’re laid-back and you enjoy the simple things in life. Some might say you’re a little too laid-back. Just what is it you’re smoking, anyway?


1 year ago – Dr. Who, Mail, Ellies, Pods, mininukes

2 years ago – chores, 7 seas, supah-tofutti, Proverbs 15:1

3 years ago – met with tarpo and isis, tarot, fair-palm synch, LJ-ish quotes

4 years ago – Kids in the Hall bits, things I’m thankful for, what’s love?, dream


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