I wonder how Bunky the Owl is doing, and if he’s getting smoochies this season?

Dear Eckerd Drugs: Christmas stuff, before Halloween? C’mon. it’s still more than 2 MONTHS away. Mercy.

Dreamt the right side of my face was torn off by a rake fight last night. I had to get a prosthetic replacement, based off of the mirror image of my remaining side… I looked “wrong”. Everyone thought I looked like me, but was someone else. I had to shave my head, eyebrows and beard while the artificial skin grafted to the real stuff. I was happy that my eye wasn’t ruined in the accident, but for some reason everything looked black and white through that one.

Regional Meme (Key West is more Like Lauderdale than Miami is.) I’ve Bolded stuff that really applies. Continue reading 6961 – Helmintophobia – Fear of being infested with worms →