Ack. Kiwanis was a bit of a bust. Projector broke down, and the lunch was very carnivore friendly. (I got tho have some limp asparagus and blah rice.)

I return next week to try again, with a loaner projector from BCC… (ours won’t be fixed for a few weeks, if Sharp’s service center is consistent.)

Today should be more reasonable than others recently. I plan on enjoying a bit of the weekend at Viva Broward up the road. RC’s running the place so I should be able to step in, say hi, and hang out over a beer or two. If anyone’s in the area, swing by! It’ll be the first good walkabout I’ve had in awhile. Maybe I’ll be able to tote Dan to a movie or just hang out?

$100 shotgun fits in shirt pocket

The credit card-sized shotgun is a muzzle loader, meaning it doesn’t use shotgun shells. The user has to measure out some gunpowder, pour it in each barrel, drop seven BBs in each barrel, and tamp in a small wad of paper. A knob on one end serves as a safety, and two buttons set into a hole in the body are the electrical triggers. Each barrel fires with a loud pop. “This is no more deadly than a .22,” Teel said. “But the difference is you have multiple wounds, which means you’ll try to get away quicker, and it will cause more pain. … There will be more blood, which the cops will be able to see.”

1 year ago – went article submission crazy at sa.com, linkies, and hairball dinosaur

2 years ago – Frankenstein, Manchurian Candidate, MD sniper, walk at about 3mph

3 years ago – distance poll, evil news, cecity

4 years ago – First anonymous troll, Saw Psycho Beach party with the bro, Pinky Tuscadero violates probation.