I’m on call this morning while Kahuna goes to get her hair done… probably until 2 pm or so.

Clickorama

I wonder if Danny’ll take the day off of work…. A few months ago New Line Cinema announced they would hold special screenings of the extended editions of the first two Lord of the Rings installments in the weeks prior to the release of the third and final film in the trilogy, The Return of the King. In addition there was talk of a special ass-numbing marathon screening, in which all three films would be shown consecutively. The last would only be available at a few theaters around the country, though. I’d like to do it, but I prefer to watch movies at the house in my jammies these days. I don’t think I’d be up to twelve hours in a movie theatre with whatever crowd of Tol-cretins I feel it might attract. Con-folk. Loudies and smellies, wrecking the experience.

Speaking of people that suck… “You have drunk 10063 pints of blood. Your rank is Supreme Vampire “ next rank at 17000 pints.

http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/ – “Stuff you don’t need…but you really, really want.”

The Surrealist Compliment Generator.

“Your fingers sublimate into volcanic gases with the slightest cooling touch from the antennae of a passing lyre.”

“Send me your hang nails. With great eagerness I will knit them into divine papal integuments.”

Famous Funerals (not for the squeamish)

Picasso Archive , and Picasso Gallery – Large size images

Leviticus 11:22 “These of them ye may eat; the locust after his kind, and the bald locust after his kind, and the beetle after his kind, and the grasshopper after his kind.”

Cool. You can eat something that was a plague! Yum, locust! (But leave the pelicans alone! 11:18)

current mood:
current music: World Leaders sing ABBA