Interesting… my journal is in the lj top 40. (according to Google‘s page-ranking methods) found here. I don’t know if that’s good, bad, or neither.

a few neat things on lately.

Can’t seem to get to sleep… things weighing on my mind, both good and bad. ah well, I guess that’s what my books are for.. Escape, and a natural tranquilizer.

Positives, The There-crew, esp. DN. The Golden Egg trophy by the way is very pretty, and will look stunning on the mantle at the lighthouse.

The B-Movie That Suits Me Is:

Robot Monster: Although Blood Feast might deserve this title better, Robot Monster is known as the king of crappy movies. Unlike Blood Feast, this movie played in major theatres. One of the writers took it so seriously that when the movie got much deserved bad reviews, he attempted suicide. In his mind it was art.

Find out which b-movie suits you.
I Am The 3rd Party:

The Natural Law Party: You’re a strange one, that’s for sure. Calling yourself the party based on science, your most interesting claim to fame is a heavy reliance on yoga in your national policy. Ignoring your kooky side, you sometimes make a lot of sense. And your leader is probably the smartest candidate out there. Too bad he’s crazy.

Find out what 3rd party you are!
Book Worm Meter for Scotto
Shut In 71%
. .
29% Out Of The House
Intellectual 77%
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23% Moron
High Attention Span 95%
. .
5% Low Attention Span
Bookitude 70%
. .
30% Book Burner
Book Worm 78.25%
. .
21.75% Bug Stomper
Take your bookworm readings.

By the way, book burning doesn’t bother me, as long as the book is still in print, available elsewhere, and the ones aflame were purchased properly. Bad attitude? Maybe. I chalk it up with flag burning… freedom of expression, though incredibly stupid.

My Favorite Female Part Is:

The Face: Sweet and angelic…

except when she yells at me…

Find out your favorite female body part!
My Romance Meter
Optimist 80%
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20% Cynic
Close 95%
. .
5% Distant
Long Term 69%
. .
31% Brief
What does my romance meter read?
I Am The Sex Toy:

Hi-Tech Masterpiece: Some say that I was developed in a top secret lab while others say I was developed by aliens for my probing capabilities, but only I know the truth! My mission here on earth is to launch a full out assault on your genitals with my spinning beads, vibrations, and clitoris teaser. My LCD screen keeps you informed, but only with information I want you to have! Mwua-ha-ha!

Find out what sex toy you are.

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