I’m still the number one hit for Giraffe penis pic on yahoo and Google (#2 on msn)

Coca-Cola Slogans.
It cures headache and relieves exhaustion. It satisfies, revives, and sustains. It is the ideal beverage, which removes fatigue. It is the heart’s desire, around the corner from anywhere and as pure as sunlight. With a taste all its own, it is the Real Thing.

You taste its quality. Bright and bracing as sunshine, it gives a bright little life. Wave after wave, drink after drink, it is the Real Thing.

It adds life. It is always. It cannot be defeated, for it is the Real Thing.

Ok… it looks like The Ballad of Lemmiwinks has beat out the Chevy Tahoe commercial, via keywords.

Keywords lately

‘Ebola spell’ teachers stoned
“Congolese villagers have stoned and beaten to death four teachers accused of casting an evil spell to cause an outbreak of the deadly Ebola disease that has killed nearly 70 people, a local official said Friday.”

Girl, 14, surrenders in fetus theft case
“A 14-year-old Thai girl has been charged with robbery after confessing to police she helped steal fetuses from a hospital museum for use in black magic rituals, police said.”

A new sort of L.A. typecasting
“I have good news. If you dress funny, talk funny, have no friends, believe in ghosts and communicate with UFOs, science finally has a name for you. You’re a schizotypal.”

Mother Claims Genie Circumcised Baby
“A mother has claimed that a genie circumcised her 10-month-old son while she was cooking breakfast, the state news agency Antara reported Thursday.”