ticketty-tockitty clicks my clockitty-clock.

I’m going to hold off on reformatting the laptop until monday, in case of a fatal crash… I want my machine working on the weekend… glad that I’ve backed up the important parts of my machine, though. Some very important pictures and data I would prefer to not lose.

A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other on an airplane. The Programmer leans over to the Engineer and asks if he wants to play a fun game. The Engineer just wants to sleep so he politely declines, turns away and tries to sleep. The Programmer persists and explains that it’s a real easy game. He explains,”I ask a question and if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5. Then you ask a question and if I don’t know the answer I’ll pay you $5.” Again the Engineer politely declines and tries to sleep.

The Programmer, now somewhat agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5 and if I don’t know the answer I pay you $50!” Now, that got the Engineer’s attention, so he agrees to the game. The Programmer asks the first question, “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?” Then Engineer doesn’t say a word and just hands the Programmer $5.

Now, its the Engineer’s turn. He asks the Programmer,”What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down on four?” The Programmer looks at him with a puzzled look, takes out his laptop computer, looks through all his references and after about an hour wakes the Engineer and hands the Engineer $50. The Engineer politely takes the $50 turns away and tries to return to sleep.

The Programmer, a little miffed, asks, “Well what’s the answer to the question?”

Without a word, the Engineer reaches into his wallet, hands $5 to the Programmer, turns away and returns to sleep.

The Rabbit of Seville
— Chuck Jones, Carl W. Stalling, & Gioacchino Rossini

How doooo!

Welcome to my shop
Let me cut your mop
Let me shave your crop!
Daintily! Daint-til-ly!

Hey yoooou!
Don’t look so perplexed
Why must you be next
Can’t you see you’re next?
Yes, you’re next!
Yoou’re so next!

How about a nice close shave
Teach your whiskers to behave
Lots of lather lots of soap
Please hold still don’t be a dope
Now we’re ready for the scrapin’
There’s no use to try escapin’
Yell and scream and rant and rave
There’s no use you need a shaave!

Ooh ouch ouch ooh ouch ooh ooh ouch!

There, you’re nice and clean!
Although your face looks like it might have gone through a ma-chine!

Oh, where do I get that waabbit?

What would you want with a waabbit?
Can’t you see that I’m much swee-ter?
I’m your little Senyeree-ter
Yooou are my type of guy
Let me straighten your tie
And I shall dance for you!

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