I Am The Very Model of a Modern Major-General

Now, you can be a Modern Major-General, too.

I love the movie joe vs the volcano. great soundtrack, too

If the Tin Man from the Wizard of Oz had a Pa, I suspect he’d look a lot like Boilerplate, mechanical man extraordinaire of the Victorian Era.

baloo

I’ve worked something out, I got an itch scratched. good feeling…positive vibes.


From: The Jungle Book
Written by: Terry Gilkyson
Performed by: Phil Harris [Baloo], Bruce Reitherman [Mowgli]

Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature’s recipes
That brings the bare necessities of life

Wherever I wander, wherever I roam
I couldn’t be fonder of my big home
The bees are buzzin’ in the tree
To make some honey just for me
When you look under the rocks and plants
And take a glance at the fancy ants
Then maybe try a few

The bare necessities of life will come to you
They’ll come to you!

Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
That’s why a bear can rest at ease
With just the bare necessities of life

Now when you pick a pawpaw
Or a prickly pear
And you prick a raw paw
Next time beware
Don’t pick the prickly pear by the paw
When you pick a pear
Try to use the claw
But you don’t need to use the claw
When you pick a pear of the big pawpaw
Have I given you a clue ?

The bare necessities of life will come to you
They’ll come to you!

So just try and relax, yeah cool it
Fall apart in my backyard
‘Cause let me tell you something little britches
If you act like that bee acts, uh uh
You’re working too hard

And don’t spend your time lookin’ around
For something you want that can’t be found
When you find out you can live without it
And go along not thinkin’ about it
I’ll tell you something true

The bare necessities of life will come to you

baloo two

Hey… I thought I was going to bed early? I need to tuck in, so I can be bright and fresh for tomorrow’s doings! nighty night!

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