Colostomy Bag Thief
A bungling thief who thought he had taken a valuable camera ended up with a case full of colostomy bags.

The burglar struck at the home of Kath Tozer in Penzance and ignored other valuables as he took the Kodak camera case and fled. The case belonged to a state-of-the-art digital camera, but Mrs Tozer, 70, uses it to keep her travelling supply of colostomy bags.

I only wish that he’d gotten the used ones.

from this test –

Str: 17
Int: 15
Wis: 13
Dex: 13
Con: 12
Chr: 14

I’d not have thought my Con was lower than my dex. (I’d have figured it was the other way around). According to (my memory wasn’t serving me) I meet the minimums to be a Bard! That’d be a wonderful fantasy career track. (I don’t quite make muster for a ranger or paladin)

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