my brain has frozen. I can’t think.
my brain has frozen. I can’t think.
Hoody-hoo! Labor Day Weekend! While we don’t have political parades and carry signs that say “Labor Creates All Wealth” anymore, this vacation isn’t just signaling the end of summer. Check out the origins of the holiday. It’s a good reminder of some courageous Americans who had to fight to change their (and our) lives. Here are some great labor related quotes.
An old woman thinks a dog looks like her husband, so she gives it a cigar and cane, and a golf club.
“I am not your husband,” said the dog. “I am a dog.”
“But you look like my husband”, said the woman.
“But I am not your husband”, said the dog.
“You keep saying that,” said the woman. “But you are wrong, wrong, wrong. I have seen you drive a family sedan and read the sports section and belch and watch football and earn money and take out the garbage and make love and raise children and drink beer like my husband. ”
“But I bark like a dog!”, said the dog.
“You bark like my husband.”, said the woman.
The Dignified Way to Vomit
With right hand, hold cocktail to the side at arm’s length.
Bow deeply at the waist.
Include all regurgitation in one retch.
Resume upright position.
Use left hand to wipe mouth with handkerchief (not toilet paper).
Take another drink.
How much would CAN a woodchuck chuck?
Why, however many boards the Mongol Hordes horde when they get bored and horde boards!
My boy loves the laundry pile! dirty clothes, or fresh towels especialy.
what a doofus. I wonder if my musk smells like nip.
coterminous koh-TUR-muh-nuhs, adjective:
1. Having the same or coincident boundaries.
2. Having the same scope, range of meaning, duration.
Coterminous is from Latin conterminus, from com-, “together; with” + terminus, “boundary.”
brigadoon BRIG-uh-doon noun:
An idyllic place that is out of touch with reality or one that makes its appearance for a brief period in a long time.
[From Brigadoon, a village in the musical of the same name, by Alan Jay Lerner and Frederick Loewe, based on the story Germelshausen by Friedrich Gerstacker. Brigadoon is under a curse that makes it invisible to outsiders except on one day every 100 years.]
My sweetie is a real hot patootie!
*fans self… drove me 25 kinds of crazy before I lost count…. and gooood crazy. 🙂
Isn’t there a rule against girls being smart, funny, sexy, beautiful, and lovable, all at once? (not that I mind she breaks it. :))
Well, I’m going to bed… night all!
That’s a fortune that came with lunch today. (In all honesty, it’s Dale’s, not mine… I’ve not had lunch yet. But he gave me his cookie, so it’s as good as mine.)
I like that fortune… deeper than “You like chinese food”. (I think).
I’m back from walkies, showered and shaved… it’s nice go step out in the morning, after (or during) a light rain, before the sun has come very far up and started dropping heat all over the place.
Saw something that I’d not seen for years… a 2-baby stroller… (being pushed by a mommy who was in amazing shape, all the baby feeding fat was gone…unless it wasn’t the mommy. the things I assume.) 2 twin babies, about 6 months old apiece having a great time being slowly rollerbladed around the mainway. A cooing baby will always bring a smile to my face. Things like that makes me wonder all the more about people who don’t like kids…isn’t fondness for tots sort of hardwired into our nervous system? Even me, a pod, and a male, thinks that babies are adorable. The “insult” of being called a breeder by those that choose to not have kids is kind of silly, I think.
I notice that in the
I wouldn’t put this as my favorite book of all time, but it certainly would make for a wonderful coffee table piece (now, all I have to do is get the coffee table. The downside is… do I want to leave a book that is so costly laying out where Newt or some brutal can get at it? This is one of the perils of owning something expensive, and fragile. Maybe I’ll just sell it on Ebay…But I like to think that it’ll make a nice addition to my library, one day, when I have one. How do they say it? Possessions own you, as well as you owning them.
Trying my hand at footnotes… I think I prefer parenthetical statements, but I didn’t want to disturb the flow of writing. easier to put a number there, and come back to it later. 🙂 Um, am I being ignorant, or am I right in wondering why anyone would use the html command CITE when the italic command is only one letter?
stoic (STOH-ik) noun
One who is or appears to be indifferent to pleasure or pain; unaffected by emotions.
Unaffected by pleasure or pain.
After the name of the school of philosophy founded by Greek philosopher Zeno of Citium (c. 340-265 BCE) that one should be free of passion and be unaffected by grief or joy. From Middle English, from Latin stoicus, from Greek stoikos from stoa, the porch where Zeno taught. (The Stoic school taught that virtue is necessarily good and that objects of desire are morally ambiguous.)
not to be confused with Zeno of Elea, (ca 495-430 BCE) Greek philosopher who formulated paradoxes that defended the belief that motion and change are illusory , or Xenos greek for stranger.
With that, I’m off on my walk!