playing the lemming game. I saw daizee do this a while back.

7 things you are afraid of:
1. random, careless people.
2. Newt getting out of the apartment, and being smooshed by a car
3. hurting the ones I love
4. going to jail
5. being feared
6. not being able to help
7. getting senile, losing my faculties

7 things that make you laugh:
1. Newt being silly
2. my girlfriend’s observational humor
3. children
4. classic cartoons
5. misplaced nostalgia, like the love boat or cavity creeps
6. being tickled
7. most monkey references

7 things I love:
1. the “Uh oh” of a waking message from my sweetie on ICQ
2. Hugs
3. Purrs
4. kindness
5. friendly laughter
6. back rubs
7. great literature

7 things I don’t understand:
1. hurting a child, especially your own
2. casual oath making/breaking
3. how some stupid people get so far in life
4. the point of cheating at games played for fun
5. why I’m lousy at chess
6. most Arabian languages
7. the purpose of iceberg lettuce aside from filler in a sammich.

7 things on my desk:
1.glow in the dark Green Lantern Ring
2. tiny tin of newty treats
3. box of nag champa
4. laser pointer (sans battery)
5. muppet Christmas CD
6. a list of apartments to call back on
7. articulated rubber hand, holding the Naughty-Newt Squirt gun.

7 facts about you:
1. I’m in love with an amazing woman.
2. I can do a freakishly realistic set of baby-noises
3. I love to give and receive presents
4. I really enjoy reading my friend’s list
5. I’m a lot naughtier than I might appear on LJ
6. I’m a pod person…or some other sort of alien. My head doesn’t work like yours.
7. Odds are good that I’m bigger than you, but I’m nice and will probably not hurt you.

7 things I am doing right now:
1. Watching Spongebob squarepants
2. Petting the kitty
3. Waiting for Chinese Food to be delivered
4. Wondering where my Sweetie is.
5. wearing boxer short with tiny superman logos & yellow suns all over it
6. Feeling a lot of love for Libras
7. Reading The Stand

7 things to do before I die:
1. Make a difference in some folk’s lives, for the better
2. grow much, much older
3. get published with a greater distrobution than 5000 buyers
4. spend a lot of quality time with my love
5. see to it that those I care about are made comfortable
6. master a few of my impulses better
7. travel with my sweetheart to places we’ve never been.